Primitive insertion of fuzzy photographs from a ‘free phone camera’
Some of you know I’m a Luddite who doesn’t give two craps about high tech gadgets. My phone is the one advertised as ‘free’. I paid $19 for it. Ha! Anyone surprised? The other day I wanted to capture the beauty of where I work. Why, I’ll just use my cheap free phone camera, I said on my meditative lunch time stroll. I finally figured out how to transroll (my made up word that I love) pictures that I take on my free phone to my email, to further roll into my picture files. See the pictures up there? One was supposed to capture the Hudson River but you can’t see it really because of the piss poor quality. One shows where you can take yoga but you can’t really see that either. The pictures aren’t iPhone or Blackberry camera quality but didn’t come out all that horrible.
I didn’t think to photograph Gregor Samsa, the engorged water bug who just lay hanging out on my living room floor, terrorizing me. I would’ve appended it to my Gregor Samsa post so you could see what I was afraid of. As they don’t move for almost an hour sometimes, taking a photo of my bug model would’ve been easy to do. But I’m sure y’all like flowers more. Wouldn’t you like to work at a place like this? You’ll get half the money you’re used to getting but dammit it’s worth it.