Strip Mall Plastic Surgery

Published July 29, 2015 by Sandee

Lopsided, pulled tight;

crooked eyes two

centimeters left of

where they had been a

minute earlier.

Will you ever be able to

shit out of the hole

in your ass again

with cement butt cheeks?

18 comments on “Strip Mall Plastic Surgery

    • If you pull your face back with both palms covering the sides of your face from eye to chin, you can create that bad facelift look — it’s’ilarious! In this poem I’m referencing those articles I’ve seen about these strip mall plastic surgery centers with unlicensed “practioners” who pump cement into women’s asses and such πŸ˜€

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