Lopsided, pulled tight;
crooked eyes two
centimeters left of
where they had been a
minute earlier.
Will you ever be able to
shit out of the hole
in your ass again
with cement butt cheeks?
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1800ukillme 
That kind of made me laugh (lol) especially the last three lines.
-Naima
Thanks, Naima — I certainly laughed!
It cracked me up real bad too — everything is so plastic now a days even the bodies. It was a fantastic post with of course all in the spirit of good humor 😀
-Naima
Sometimes I feel like a bonafide nut, laughing at my own posts, but then, you tell me that you could appreciate it ~sigh~ then I know I’m not alone — yay!
Yayyyy..
-Naima
Ha, if that’s not a deterrent to plastic surgery, I don’t know what is.
At least a deterrent to strip mall plastic surgery — I was ‘inspired’ by recent articles about this pop up strip malls with unlicensed practitioners pumping cement and rubber into women’s buttocks
Frightening, isn’t it? They need to dole out harsh consequences for the so-called ‘professionals’ who do this.
I read about the people they put in jail for this. Shame what people do to themselves for beautification.
“cement butt cheek” That’s original…couldn’t help smiling.
Thanks Marva! lol!
You’re just jealous of my cement butt cheeks. 🙂
Good lord — busted! How’d you know?! Hahahahaha!
Yeah, that wouldn’t work. Yikes! Oh, bad news. This made me laugh, Sandee. I’ve seen some pretty drastic makeovers lately from celebrities.
If you pull your face back with both palms covering the sides of your face from eye to chin, you can create that bad facelift look — it’s’ilarious! In this poem I’m referencing those articles I’ve seen about these strip mall plastic surgery centers with unlicensed “practioners” who pump cement into women’s asses and such 😀
It’s perfect! Love the title, too.
I don’t get it. Why would anyone want to sit on concrete for the rest of their lives? If you’re going to do such stoopid shit, shove a couple of cushions in there 😉
I suppose this was a concoction that holds up to gravity and that might ‘cooperate’ more with the chemistry of the behind — hahaha!