All posts tagged unemployment

Chilean bass sex tapes

Published January 27, 2013 by Sandee


The man who sold it to me told me, “It’s, mmm! – like butter.”  Oh well, yeah then, shit, give me some, I said.  I didn’t know how much I had paid for it.  I ate it and almost passed out.  How much did I pay for this?  I ran to the refrigerator to look at the wrapper around the rest of it to see what I paid for fish that almost made me come.  Okay.  Yeah, expensive but, oh well.

I’m too consumed with changing the trajectory of my life to be a foodie.  I keep it basic with food, but now I wonder if there’s other fish out there I missed.  While I don’t spare cost for good food, it can’t be too expensive.  I spent half my unemployment check on that fucking fish.  But I did buy it again.  Oh I just had to hit that up, like, two times…

Hahahaha, haha — boo hoo hoo!

Published December 3, 2012 by Sandee


Are you ready?  There’s gonna be a whole lotta me on this blog!  I’m unemployed beginning tomorrow!  So I’ll be posting three, four, five, six, seven, eight times a day! Between this and going to the nudist colony with my friend “Tom,” I should be quite occupied. Don’t worry, the posts will be substantive, maybe one or two of them anyway, the others will be run-of-the-mill whining, self-searching, lashing-out, self-flagellating, accusatory stuff.

I kicked it all off today with a really nice dinner at Mamajuana with a couple of friends, a brilliant distraction from the reverie of doom that might occupy my mind on the dawn of unemployment. The good news is that I may be back to work there in the Springtime.  How could you not want to work here — yeah I used my cheap ass phone camera:

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Haha, so cute — my boss on my first review there seven years ago, says, she says, “Sandee enjoys coming to work.”

I was an enthusiastic five-year old swinging a new lunch pail on the way to kindergarten.

See you all in fifteen minutes with my next posting!