I never wanted to spawn. I have baby’s fathers though. They’re men I’d be biologically compelled to spawn with: Jimi Hendrix, Patrice Lumumba, Andre 3000, Nat Turner, D’Angelo… Forrest Whitaker used to be one but he married a woman who’s too pretty. He should’ve married a regular-looking sister like the president, to show he has character. (I’m just jealous.) Malcolm X can’t be on my list because I respect the marriage that he had – he was righteous! Of course there is Peter Steele, Rod Serling, Charles Bukowski, Clark Gable and Bill Clinton. I didn’t mean to list the blacks with the blacks and whites with the whites, I swear! My list is segregated – oh my!
My one now is Daniel Day Lewis. I watched There Will be Blood again. He plays Daniel Plainview in it. I want to be Daniel Plainview for Halloween. He’s the meanest, well, besides Nurse Rached.
Shianwrites wrote a cool post on catch phrases. You should check it out! To follow-up, here are really mean Mr. Plainview catch phrases, including one video:
– “I can’t keep doing this on my own with these…people.” He says it like people are roaches!
– He says this to his estranged son: “You’re just a bastard from a basket! Just a bastard from a basket…”
– He’s drunk, collapsed, sitting on the floor after beating the simpy minster to death. His servant comes to witness the bloody scene, and Daniel Plainview yells: “I’m finished!” Then the dramatic staccato Brahms’ Violin Concerto in D Major plays – it’s so cool and dramatic!
– “Draaaaaaaaainage! I drink YOUR milkshake!” Check it out:
Dainiel Day Lewis is a great actor. I include fictitious characters on my list of baby fawvas too, so Daniel Plainview would normally be on there, but I don’t know if it would work because he hates people. He’d have to screw me with a bag over my head and through a hole in the sheet — and I’d gladly have him with his mean ass!