The beauty of watching a movie in bed then falling asleep during the movie is that sometimes you get to have sex with stars. I watched The Misfits after a long hard day, so I fell asleep even before it ended (I’ve seen it before, years before however).
I had sex with Clark Gable! He was all rugged and tan, like in the movie, and he was looped up on scotch! We we’re on the sofa in I don’t know who the fuck’s house (it was a dream after all), and it was real yo! Having read Kyle Mew’s great post about big dicks, http://kylemew.com/2012/02/29/why-do-men-want-to-have-big-dicks/, I suppose I transported the thought to the dream and voila! In the name of Zeus! Clark had length, he had breadth (though it isn’t a necessity)!
Try it sometime. When you’re really really sleepy, pop in a movie with your favorite star. Drift off, and you could be going down on or getting got down on by Hollywood’s finest — or if you prefer, pop in an independent or foreign film, for an interlude with one of those quirky stars who speaks foreign to you the whole time.
My next movie’s gonna be Frankenstein — I’ve always had the hots for “The Monster!”