Great news. I can read my own book now! I told everyone who had a Kindle that they should buy my book, but I didn’t have a Kindle my damn self! I had planned on buying one but had to take care of some pesky financial obligations first.
But then my sister discovered that you could download Kindle for a PC and forwarded the link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311 .
I downloaded it and now I have access to Kindle books, including my own! Hooray! Now I can read all of my brilliant tales on Kindle and you can too! Just click the book cover on the sidebar and you’ll be half-way to the land of unbridled genius.
Read the tale of a sadist, a beheading, a foot fetish, and liver pate! My God — this is a book for freaks! But don’t worry, I think you non-freaks will find this book a refreshing catalogue of what really goes on in those normal little heads of yours. Don’t be afraid to look… I love you!