“Naked Ass Cake Readings?” — Really?! — I feel like Kyle all psyching people out.
I’m supposed to be writing another book, but I wanted to see first if anyone would care about my first book, over there at the sidebar. Actually I do have a novel called The Unavoidable, copyrighted in the year 2000 — ‘memba the year 2000, it was the future. I really need to hurl that novel out there. They say novels do better than collections of short stories. We’ll see.
I want to do book tours in Manhattan. Have readings. Naked readings. Okay not naked readings, but readings with people other than me reading. Young, beautiful people. Maybe Le Clown would fly down to read with his magnificence, charisma and mind boggling beauty… I have to get copies printed of my book. I’m not up to the task yet. In due time…in due time, as says the Devil in the Exorcist.
I’m spending all my time blogging now and not writing. I should be writing. The last short story I wrote was Why Did You Try to Fuck Somebody You Hate? Well. Why did you?