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A Sword Chinned B**ch’s Romantic List of Music

Published June 28, 2012 by Sandee

The ideal portrayed in love songs is unattainable and frozen in time, static and packaged. Often these songs barely reflect the complexity of sex and relationships.  So I don’t want to hear this kind of music while I’m having sex.  I don’t need all that smooth-talking and flowery music.  If the sentiment expressed in these songs exists between me and the person I’m having sex with then we don’t need the artificial accompaniment.  I might enjoy listening to “love songs” when I’m not having sex however.  A couple of my favorites that might remotely be classified as ‘love songs’ still can’t even be strongly identified with the music typically considered such — ELP’s Still, I Just Wanna Make Love to You by Etta James,  and Girl Blue by the Main Ingredient.

Overall I find love songs too sugary.  The songs I like are wild, passionate, furious and have sensual and infectious rhythmic patterns and beats – isn’t that what great sex should be?  Check out at least a couple of a Sword Chinned Bitch’s songs to have sex to below:

1.   My Thang, by James Brown:

2.   Make Some Room, by Sade:

3.   Crazy Train, by Black Sabbath:

4.   Incantation, Nocturnal Dominion:

5.   Moondance, by Summoning:

6.   Kingdom Gone, by At the Gates:

7.   Nar Mataru/God of Emptiness, by Morbid Angel:

8.   Poison, by Bell Biv Devoe:

9.   Been a Long Time, by Led Zepplin:

10. Dancing Days, by Led Zepplin :

11.  Rock Lobster, by the B52s (I did it before they did it in the movie!):

12. Funeral Feast, by Mortician:

13. Slam, by Onyx: