At the Gates

The ideal portrayed in love songs is unattainable and frozen in time, static and packaged. Often these songs barely reflect the complexity of sex and relationships. So I don’t want to hear this kind of music while I’m having sex. I don’t need all that smooth-talking and flowery music. If the sentiment expressed in these songs exists between me and the person I’m having sex with then we don’t need the artificial accompaniment. I might enjoy listening to “love songs” when I’m not having sex however. A couple of my favorites that might remotely be classified as ‘love songs’ still can’t even be strongly identified with the music typically considered such — ELP’s Still, I Just Wanna Make Love to You by Etta James, and Girl Blue by the Main Ingredient.

Overall I find love songs too sugary. The songs I like are wild, passionate, furious and have sensual and infectious rhythmic patterns and beats – isn’t that what great sex should be? Check out at least a couple of a Sword Chinned Bitch’s songs to have sex to below:

1. My Thang, by James Brown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ueqMcyfwo

2. Make Some Room, by Sade: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDBQLUU48A

3. Crazy Train, by Black Sabbath: www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI

4. Incantation, Nocturnal Dominion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g2v6bAwRk4&feature=related

5. Moondance, by Summoning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eALBAr-aISo

6. Kingdom Gone, by At the Gates: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlRSIFnV-FY

7. Nar Mataru/God of Emptiness, by Morbid Angel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8sBPMqARRE

8. Poison, by Bell Biv Devoe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YejxyaFyUHc

9. Been a Long Time, by Led Zepplin: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P14ia9cKwVA

10. Dancing Days, by Led Zepplin : www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGST7qYvlMw

11. Rock Lobster, by the B52s (I did it before they did it in the movie!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4

12. Funeral Feast, by Mortician: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1RE7FUufM