I’m not naïve. But why is my ‘Have some of my ass cake’ post popular? It doesn’t have actual ass in it just pictures of nice cakes. There isn’t any porno. One of the popular tags that people follow leading them to my blog is ‘ass’. I had no idea ass was popular – I thought it was tits people preferred – well maybe I should try a tits post and see how many folks hit that up. And it won’t be about actual titties, it’ll be about the suckling teats of a rhinoceros. I’m trying to imagine what people think a post called ‘Have some of my ass cake’ is about. Do they think the ‘cake’ part means I’m saying that my ass is sweet? Maybe they think it’s sex talk: ‘Comere baby, gimme some of that ass cake lovin’. Yeah, you know what I’m here for? Some of that big ‘ol ass cake, bitch — yer!”
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