- Enjoy calling the cops on noisy groups of people
- Watching water boil
- Plunging the toilet
- Taking long bus rides through dilapidated neighborhoods
- Setting my wigs on fire after wearing them seven times
- Celebrating Halloween all year
- Eating snacks with Hattie, Jimmy and Robert at the Hebrew Home for the Aged at Riverdale
- Making five ingredient toast
- Recreating Public Service Announcements from the 1950s
I’ma use this picture of me with the piercing eyes that my sister took Xmas time. I’m wearing my blue terry cloth bathrobe!
Maybe I’ll catch one come Valentines Day, huh? Wish me luck!
You are freaking hilarious… I love the picture. Tee hee.. Wanna bet a buck slit of men will email you? This post should be freshly pressed. I’m about to pee myself from laughing
I knew you’d love it Lynne 😉 — thanks! Ahahahaha!
I’m not really sending in a match.com profile but if I did it would be this — most of the people lie anyway — ahaha!
I think this is creative, fun, interesting, and very compelling–a BIG HIT!
Hot damn or should I say Hot Dame! Post it, then post about it!
Thanks DS! You know I was just kidding about sending a profile in — but maybe I should do it as a lark — and then, yes, post about the responses I get…
Yes do it!
Bwhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I just about fell off my chair! LOL! This is hilarious! I’m sure you’ll snag your lover boy with this list of activities. And just because you’re wearing an old terry cloth bathrobe doesn’t hide that gorgeous face. Nice try!
Thanks Lisa! I had written these things down a few days ago and looked at them again today and, I, too, fell off my chair laughing! So I’m glad you had the same response!
Wigs on fire LOLOLOLOL
PC — love the new gravatar! What’s a wig if you can’t light a match to it I always say!
What the smell of burning wigs must be like. Yikes!
Hey thanks, figured I should have one that isn’t more than five years old. 😉
I keep reading it and I laugh every time. Damn, this is funny. I might have to print it off and hang it on my fridge.
I know right?! I’m so glad you dig it! I was in here laughing like a hyena!
I’ve re-read it three times. It’s hilarious. Lol
Thank you Anonymous! Glad I’m not the only one laughing at my jokes!
Dear Woman you are so freaking funny. Way to keep it real baby 🙂 Plunging toilets– haaa
who doesn’t love toast. You would catch a man in a second…. that robe is to die for. I have the same one 🙂 I don’t look as stunning though. FIVE ingredient toast? Sounds complicated? damn I am cracking up here.. thanks Sandeeeeee
‘Who doesn’t love toast,’ — I know right!? Hahaha! I’m glad you could see why this would be a most compelling profile — la di dah!
Great minds, great taste — you can’t lose with blue terry cloth bathrobe.
Thanks for the vote of confidence!
This is too funny. Hahahaahahahahaha!!!!! You live such a glamorous life. Even when you’re being silly, you still look beautiful. 🙂
Aw thanks Shauna — mucho appreciato! — oh right — I need to put that I know fake Spanish on my profile!
Please do it for fun and let us know what happens. Hehe! 😀
I just might…I just might…
Dying! I almost lost my rice through my nose!!!
Thanks Debbie! I thought you’d find this funny. And you are the mostest as a photographer and augmenter, indeed!
re-creating 1950’s service announcements?
like “stay away from fast women, they’ll give you VD?” type service announcements?
You crack me up!
Yup! The ones in black and white with a main character named Jimmy!
Oh yeah, you are most definitely going to snag a winner with that one! 😀 Setting my wigs on fire tonight in honor of you, Sandee!
I thought I could snag a winner too Emily — bahahaha! Thanks for the wig tribute!
I think your piercing eyes match perfectly your crazy likes. But I’d expect nothing less from you, Sandee!
Thank you Carrie — I take this as the highest compliment. I’m almost finished your book — this could so be a movie!
Well, you be sure and tell Spielberg for me, will you?
He would do wonders with the second half of this!
I would totes date you, Sandee. Mostly cause I like setting things on fire. 😉
Oh the fun we’d have lighting things afire!
lol, I would have never known that was your bath robe if you hadn’t said it lol
When I posted it I thought it didn’t look enough like a robe the way I wanted it to, which is why I mention it — I wanted the crazy to be revealed!
lol, if your hair was longer you could have put rollers in your hair to increase the affect lol
Oh my goodness! That’s funny! Ahahahaha! Love it!
Recreating public service announcements from ANY era is super-sexy!
Also, what’s five-ingredient toast? That makes you sound mysterious and deep.
Me too — I thought my appetite for toast might make me seem like I have some depth!
I do seriously eat this — it’s toast with olive oil, ginger, cinnamon, salt and honey — I toast it first on both sides in the broiler then put the olive oil and honey on it before the rest of the stuff — mmm mmm!
Hahha!! Sandee. You’re cracking me up! Who knows? You might just find your soul mate.
It would be crazy if I posted this and actually got somebody really decent — sometimes the world works just that way! Hmmm…
The world works in mysterious ways! See, you never know, right?
They say ‘it’ never happens when you’re looking! 🙂
I’m a firm believer of that, Sandee!
The first thing I see when I read your profile is “she’s got a kickass sense of humor”. For the record, I love plunging my toilet too. =p
Thanks Stacie! I wish a sense of humor would trump age — hahaha! Plunging the toilet feels so immediately satisfying…
Yeah, but only when it works. =)
Ahahaha! I hate when that happens!
You are too funny lol
Thank you BB!
Sandee, that’s a profile with the potential to go viral!
Awesome. But you forgot to include the zombies that await you when you walk home from work
Oh, yeah, I remember the zombies! I just didn’t want push it too far over to the edge, you know — don’t want people to think I’m outta my mind! Bahahahaha!
Very funny! I wish I could like this post more than once 🙂
Aw thanks D.C.!
Wig burning is damn sexy!
Especially while wearing one! 🙂
I should coco!
What do you mean catch ONE? People are going to lined outside your door after this! I might be there too 😀
Aheheheheeee!! This is what I’m thinkin’!
Do. It. I reckon you’d get a few replies, you sound a damn sight more interesting than some of the weedy, squeaky voiced, soft handed dweebs that have approached me on line……you could title it ‘Twisted Fire Starter’!
You guys are giving me ideas 😉
Good luck and don’t EVER change!
Aw thanks Hook! I think I’ll take your advice.
I nominated you for the “Very Inspiring Blogger Award” … if you’d like to play the awards game, the link is here! http://thelivingnotebook.com/2013/02/11/very-inspiring-blogger/
Aw thanks LN! I don’t play the awards game but do really appreciate the thought and the nomination!
Oh yeah. Imagine what you’ll turn up;)
Why that might be worth three posts!
So pretty. I have a white terry robe. I use it to be lazy and not dry off after I exit my bath. As for like, I like to iron. I don’t do it often but there is something very soothing about watching the wrinkles leave.
I tell you Becca — I’m getting so many cool ideas from you bloggers! I might have to try this.
I love it! Don’t forget to run background checks on any potential suitors. You just can’t be too careful these days. 😉
While I was joking with this — I always swear I’d never use a dating site — after the egging on by the bloggers to do it — maybe I will! For at least a gag and something to write about. I know the background checks are crucial — I imagine these sites might draw in folks looking for easy prey — sad.
What is it about the eighth wig wearing that makes you decide on torching?
The number eight vibration in the region of the head makes the energy weird. I know, crazy right.
Yes, yes, unusual is nicer to say.
Perfect! Hell, what are you doing Saturday night?
Ahahahaha! Well, I was about to set some wigs on fire but…
Lollll now I just want to buy a wig so I can set it on fire. This was awesome. You’re quite a catch Sandee! I’d date cha!
Aw Lily thank you!
Whatchyaye think is I love it!
Especially Halloween and the 1950’s announcements.
Clever piece and funny. Quirky.
Keep on writing, S,
Thanks Gigi! I really appreciate the encouragement.
This is for you, for being kind to others and me, http://www.bigcards.nl/card/pickup/bc-c7cf3c10/
Sweet Valentine greetings, Summer
How sweet thanks!
You’re welcome : ) And thanks to you too
Somewhere out there is a very lucky person… Sara and I read this together, and laughed, and agreed that you were funny, then we cried a bit as we weren’t as funny. But now we’re over it, and we can let you know that we think you’re the best.
Awww, you guys! ~Hugs~ Thanks for the vote of confidence. Maybe I’ll meet that insane hunk of my dreams, my ‘likes’ eliciting emotional extremes and all that! I do enjoy a lugubrious psychedelic conversation from time to time.
HAHAHAHAHA…this is AWESOME! I especially love the one about setting the wigs on fire after wearing them 7 times 🙂 And you should definitely go with the picture…the robe really classes the profile up. LOL
Thanks Nikki! I guess the “Ayes have it!”
Good luck. Hey, is the food good at the Hebrew home?
It’s pretty darned good — depending on what diet the nurses put you on 🙂
You kill me – so hilarious!! Love it! :-))