During lunch at work, I had vagina monologues with my friend. She had known as a child that you don’t urinate out of your vagina since she had explored it with a mirror. This made me happy, because I was horrified when another friend said that she had never seen hers. What?! I thought that the Vagina Monologues had taken care of all the fear and hatred.
As my friend and I are middle-aged, the relationship with this part of our body is different. At this age, some women don’t bother with it any more, others adjust to the changing climate down there or must learn to deal with a barren tract of land – haha! I have an okay relationship with my vagina.
Have you seen your vaginas lately? I hadn’t, which is partly why I mention it now. Oh I used to look at it all the time, so I have indeed seen it. It’s just that it’s such a minor ordeal to look at your own vagina. If it were easier to see, maybe we wouldn’t have needed the Vagina Monologues – there wouldn’t be fear, horror — disgust – some say that the vagina looks like squid.
Men don’t have to position themselves in front of a mirror to see their Willy Wonkas. I should say ‘penis’ but I don’t feel like it. Since men have the privilege to view their man pieces easily, there isn’t the same mystery that’s associated with a woman’s vagina. That’s one of the reasons why vaginas kick your ass! I propose that we look at it once a week, if only just to make sure that it hasn’t morphed into a hideous sea creature.
Anyway, I’ve posted this video with Khloe Kardashian where they discuss stinking vaginas. There’s a stupid commercial first, but I do think the video’s worth the wait: