The man who sold it to me told me, “It’s, mmm! – like butter.” Oh well, yeah then, shit, give me some, I said. I didn’t know how much I had paid for it. I ate it and almost passed out. How much did I pay for this? I ran to the refrigerator to look at the wrapper around the rest of it to see what I paid for fish that almost made me come. Okay. Yeah, expensive but, oh well.
I’m too consumed with changing the trajectory of my life to be a foodie. I keep it basic with food, but now I wonder if there’s other fish out there I missed. While I don’t spare cost for good food, it can’t be too expensive. I spent half my unemployment check on that fucking fish. But I did buy it again. Oh I just had to hit that up, like, two times…
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Oh yeah, mmm hmm! Ahahaha!
Haha
I know right?!
I hear you, sometimes it’s just that good.
Jessica, I guess because of the sensuality and food thing, I thought of you when I wrote this — hehe!
Seeing as how I can’t stand any kind of seafood, I think I’m safe from ever making that mistake. But I AM checking out that cake in your sidebar that has strawberries and chocolate on it…
Listen Carrie — haha! — I could easily replace the fish with cake and it’d be the same.
On another track — I’m at the part in The Seneca Scourge where Sydney’s in Casper’s apt. and finds out all that stuff — I am like so into it! Good stuff, good stuff!
Ah, thank you, Sandee! So nice to hear! That’s kind of the turning point. People either love it or hate it from there on in. 🙂
Well at this point — I’m just hooked! I think I know what’s going to happen but I’m not sure — I can’t wait to see it all unfold! I had no idea it was going to be like this from the beginning though…
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Oh good Cat! I’m glad you dig the title. I always hope people will be attracted to the post from the title…
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sometimes a gals gotta do what a gals gotta do 🙂 and I am with Carrie. I would spend half my check on a dessert 🙂
Well, you probably know, my heart belongs to cake!
There are some foods that are so good they do seem like the second coming of crack cocaine, but try not to become a total Chilean sea bass addict. That grub’s not cheap! Like you, I am also a seafood fan.
That’s a good analogy. Some foods are indeed like crack cocaine. You ain’t lyin’ it’s not cheap! So it did it’s job — it satiated a couple of appetites!
It’s good to be hit up two times as long as it’s something or someone you want.
That is so true Stacie — being hit up twice otherwise would be like an assault — haha!
Sandee, I really enjoying your writing. currently reading “Mean-Spirited Tales” & I tell you I howled through “Cake Baking Bitch” & “Doody Lady”, your quirky sense of humor is so refreshing to read.
Stacy, I appreciate your support so much! Not only that — I’m glad you’re enjoying the book! You’re really a talented poet I must say — I just shake my head when I read your stuff because it hits me in the gut! If you ever publish a book — I’m definitely a customer… Thanks again for the kind words.
my pleasure, Hun! & thank you
I am gonna have to get me some of that….
Good food IS good food… (so the Howler will go without a few chewies) he’ll live. (and perhaps lose a few ounces)
I’m tellin’ you girl! It is fabulous! You’d probably hook it up better than me since you do know how to cook. I just put olive oil, honey, ginger, salt and pepper on it. Oh littoo Howler — maybe he can share it with you…
Um, yeah…I need to try this fish. I don’t even like fish (unless it’s sushi, weird I know) but dayum! 😉
Hahaha! I’m telling you!
Don’t make me hungry before I go to bed.
Hehehe!
Sandee, first we have the sex cake and now this….hmm…would sushi count, because I like that a lot. Probably not?!!
Maybe, perhaps — sushi made with Chilean bass…
Ha ha…of course! I knew there could be a compromise.
🙂
Deny it all you want, you are a foodie.
Hehehe! Thinking of the episode, or interlude, or whatever you want to call it while I was eating the fish — maybe I am.
That should be their marketing strategy, ‘Fish that makes you come!’. EVERYONE would buy it!
Oh this gave me a nice laugh!
Fish makes you come? I didn’t think that was possible.
Steak or bacon, sure. Happens to me all the time, in fact. Even when I just think about them. Even when… Even when…
Oh my.
Ahem.
But fish? That’s just crazy.
Ahahaha! I know right!? I’m a little off. Food that does it for most people, nope, not me.
I love shell fish but I’m not big on fish, per se. After reading your description though, I have to wonder if all my seafood experiences have been sub-par? Maybe I don’t like fish because the fish I’ve eaten is never the good stuff or not prepared correctly? Hmm..
Well, I’m glad you have a good source. I guess that’s what I get for living in stupid land-locked Illinois. ha!
I never considered that the seafood would be better here because we’re on the coast — what do you know! I didn’t prepare the fish with gourmet seasonings, just olive oil, honey, ginger, salt and pepper — actually the guy at the Whole Foods fish dept. said that I shouldn’t overpower the Chilean bass because of the natural flavor — I think it’s what he said anyway. I still plan on looking for a recipe for this fish on the internet.
I’ll have what she’s having!
Ahahahha! Good one SSG! Funny!
no, no YOU are funny. I always look forward to reading your posts. They’re hilarious 🙂
Thanks SSG!
I know it’s not the same but I have the same love affair with blow-pop. Yeah you read right. 🙂
Oh boy no, I relate to that too! I love the big ones they sell now.
Yeah, glad to meet a fellow addict. lol… I buy the packs all the time. It’s really sad. Some day I’m going to make a denist even richer.
A pack of blow pops in my apt would last a day and a half! hahaha!
Wow, hello long lost twin sister. Haha! 😀
I know right?!
You naughty gal. I don’t like fish you can have him… I am going back to BOB.
That sounds like a plan to me! I’d take a Bob a John, a Tom, Dick or Harry over Chilean bass any day! 🙂
That’s how they get you, man. They start you out with the good stuff, and then you go back to the fish store a few more times and then when they know you’re hooked, they switch up the Chilean sea bass with cod or flounder, and then you’re jonesing again.
The rat bastards!
This is absolutely stunning!
Thank you!
Yeah, it’s like Toro or Hamachi sushi. Or maybe live scallop. Three faves. My resolve to do less damage on the world’s fish population melts when I walk by my favorite sushi restaurant. I stay away from that side of town.
Oh yes — scallops! I’ve never had live scallop — I’ve got to try these fish you mention.
Like Barbra Streisand buttah! Run out right now and find some–although it may be a challenge to find live scallop if you don’t live on a coast.
I’m on the east coast! Hahaha! ‘Buttah’ Love it!