Love love LOVE when people post their random thoughts on Facebook. How inspiring.
Here are my favorites:
– Gettin’ ready for the big blow out — yeah-eee yeah-eeeeee!
– Today iz whoop ass Friday up in here!
And the best — Facebook food cravings:
– Some Kentucky Fried be nice right about now.
Well. Here’re snippets of thought I thought of posting on Facebook individually, but then I thought better of it, but then thought, fuck it, I’ll just put them all in my blog, like, fuck it. These are my random thoughts on the days they were thought:
4/19/12 – I want my uterus out.
4/28/12 – I like boogers, to pick them, yes.
6/19/12 – Out of toilet paaaapeeer?! What’ll I do now?! Eeeyaaaahh!
6/19/12 – Uh oh. Shouldn’t have used that in place of toilet paper.
6/19/12 – What does one do for flaming anus?
7/26/12 – I just love the King of Queens.
7/30/12 – Betty White’s a sexy bitch! Fuck y’all!
8/13/12 – I’m ‘bout to kill a mouse up in here!
8/28/12 – Anybody ever wonder what old people look like when they’re having sex?
9/15/12 – Does anybody else ever wonder what would happen if you shut off your phone and computer and never came outside again how many people would give a shit?
9/15/12 – Do you ever wonder if you’ll die alone?
9/15/12 – Y’all should know that everyone dies alone – after all you weren’t born with anyone else, silly — I mean you came into this world alone. Even if you died with a bunch of other people you’d still be dying alone, right? Anyone else ever think of that? Huh? Holla back.
9/15/12 – Gee, I really could use a Fluff a Nutter sandwich right about now.
9/15/12 – I hate food.
10/19/12 – I love winter nights.
10/22/12 – I hate pus!
10/23/12 – I love furry slippers on a winter’s morn. Don’t y’all?
10/24/12 – Pork chops! Applesauce! Whassup whassup!
10/24/12 – Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
11/12/12 – I wonder who’ll come to my funeral when I die, I mean, it shouldn’t matter but it kind of does at the same time if you know what I mean.
11/16/12 – Team Bella.
12/9/12 – A&P Weeeeeooooooooooo! ‘memba that?
So, that’s it people — I’m very very sorry. I’m especially sorry for reeling you in with a title that might be perceived as romantic when it was only a part of a stream of crazy.