It’s tacky to use photo shopping to help temper my Facebook envy? Hell naw! I too, can be fabulous. Why shouldn’t I go to soirees in San Tropez, Marrakech, Transylvania and the South of France? I can cut and paste a lover who coos at me as we row down the Seine. I’ll photo shop dreadlocks on my head, put a cleft in my chin! Oh you didn’t know I had a cleft? Well, yah I do.
Oh why I’ll still weep scrolling through Facebook pages of people who’ve actually done these things. Thank God I don’t drink anymore. In a fit of self-loathing, I totally see myself ripping the keyboard from the computer and hurling that bottle of Jim Beam against the wall. And I’d so kick the TV screen in.
But after a certificate of completion from the Acme School of Photo Shopping, I’ll put my skills to the test. I’ll have the pleasure of knowing that someone looking at my Facebook page really believes that I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro with Diana Ross, Cher and Mick Jagger.
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Can’t wait to see those photos of your hike with D,C &M! Who was the biggest diva?
Good question! Uh boy the likelihood of me surviving a hike with these three!
Why have I never thought to do this before?? Thanks for the idea! 😉
Anytime! Hehehe!
I thought Diana Ross was dead! Thanks for the heads up
I did push her off the — I mean she fell off the cliff but, yes, she still lives — rather extravagantly!
Also Gfb — I had a distinct feel for the tone of your blog while writing this one 😉
You are already fabulous without the cutting and pasting, although a degree from the Acme school of photo shopping would be a real feather in your cap. Now you just need to go out and buy a cap. Haha!
I know right!? — fab enough where Cher, Diana Ross and MJ would even consider going hiking with moi!
And a feather in my cap indeed the Acme School of Photo shopping would be!
I found this site, pink mirror.com and now I’m fixing myself all over the place. It’s only for faces though, or I would give myself boobs, great hair and surround myself with a wide assortment of lovers!
Facebook really is the root of all evil, we both know that and we both just have to go there anyway.
Happy Sunday Sandee!
Bisous,
Dawn
Evil is very seductive!
I hope you’re having a relaxing day Dawn! xoxo
🙂
Oh, Sandee, I’d like that picture! You can anyone you want to be now! I need to learn that PhotoShop.
Wouldn’t those photo shopped photos be a gas?! I would go to damn town! Once I get my ‘certificate’ I’ll do a tutorial on my blog and show everyone how to make themselves fabulous…
How do you know those other people on FB aren’t Photoshopping too? 😀 I wish I weren’t such a spaz at Photoshop, I just cannot get the hang of it. So I’ll live vicariously through YOUR Photoshopped times, Sandee!
That’s exactly what went through my mind today — ahahha! — these motherfuckers might be photo shopping!
Btw — I’m listening to Parliament Funkadelic’s Knee Deep, and I thought of you. I believe you did a post a while back on the funk. It’s been a P-funk kind of an afternoon for me 🙂
Groovy baby! P-funk really is what you need sometimes. Fun-KAY.
That’s just what Bootsy Collins would say — “Groovy baby!”
Ha! It’s true! 😀
Aw, those people are just full of themselves braggers – I would photoshop myself flipping them the bird and have done 🙂
I must say, though, they are braggers but I’m a hater! Hehehehehe!