I decorated my right hand with a fine diamond ring just to say ‘thank you!’
Unfortunately I don’t have the same relationship with my left hand.
But If I become ambidextrous, I’ll kiss my left hand in foreplay and put a fine ‘diamond’ on it as well.
Note: this is not a ‘fine diamond’.
Make friends with lefty, and you make friends with a stranger.
It’s a little slutty but I’m buying it.
Lefty will be jealous!
I know right!? I have to let it stir the cake batter or something like that, make it feel…part of things.
Lily and I are laughing.
I’ve got her with me for the week. I’m still mad at that girl who bossed you around. I want to slap her.
Oh, I hope you’re enjoying your time hanging out together!
Like I always say, I’m glad I’m not the only one laughing at my stuff — hehehe!
I cracked up when I saw your reaction to my little tale on Lily’s blog! When I look at it again, especially as someone from the outside it is quite riling! And to cute little ME she does this!
But it looks pretty damn fine. And it matches the sparkly nail polish. As a long term SOS* patient, I commend you.
*Shiny Object Syndrome.
I’m so bad — when I see the SOS I’m translating into something sexual!
I’ll kiss my left hand .. haa you are too funny Sandee.
I gotta tell you this isn’t original — I saw it in a Lisa Left Eye Lopez video waaaay back. It was a song about masturbation I believe. She’s headed off to her private space, while kissing her own hand in foreplay. I have to youtube this.
laughing well thank you for the clarification haa
You know I’m such a silly head — I noticed you said you’d kiss your ‘left’ hand — aaaahhhh, I get it — a lefty are ya! Hahahaha!
no you silly head I was repeating what you wrote.. I am a righty.
I’m not drunk!
hahahahaha
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That’s some fine bling there, Sandee. Your right hand must be gooooooood!
Hehehehehe! Best lover I’ve ever had! I should have rings on every finger of that hand…
Hahaha!!! You’re so funny. 😀
Thank you Shauna!