Ahhh… Young people. They’re energetic with wide eyes, velvet skin, and taste dee-licious. They have the pabulum of hope, feeding them along a journey of dreams.
They are meant to breed then. Their parts are unused, well-oiled, with the aroma of moss and dew. They don’t stink. They don’t have bad breath, seepage, fart issues – oh don’t even ask what seepage is.
Think of a new car – that new car smell with all the parts working, ready to go! My parents married young. My mama was seventeen. I’ll bet my 21 year old daddy was quite the howling wolf chasing after mama. They were healthy, creamy.
Old women having babies – more power to you. To be fair there’s technology, but me, I’d have a heart attack running after a two year old. I’d be dead by the time it was in junior high.
While it’s not wise for teens to breed, I believe it’s probably the time when you’ll get the most energetic and pleasant smelling mother. I remember mama flipping around, rolling, and singing songs, everyday! She had so much energy left over that she taught me how to read when I was just three.
We were kids together, mama, daddy, baby brother. We all played ring around the rosies – ha! Problem is that when my brother and I became adolescents we all had fist fights – nah just jivin’!
I think women are meant to breed at 16 – yeah I said it! This is why they don’t smell and have so much energy. They are rosebuds admired for their vibrant color and emollience. And boys the same. They are firm and smell like spearmint and fresh cut grass. They are strong and can chase girls for 32 miles. I know this to be true from my own experiences in the last century. They are fiercely attracted to each other because of these qualities for the purpose of populating the planet.
I say all this to say, what? I don’t even know. But I’m not drunk! My conclusion doesn’t have jack shit to do with breeding. It’s just that — as an old woman – and this is just for, me, crazy Sandee – while I’m still horny, I don’t know if it’s meant for me to be fucking anymore. I look fine for fifty — I’ve been hit on by a few youngsters. But I’m in this weird stage in the past couple of days where I’m thinking sex is unnatural for me now. Oh I’ve got stamina and I’m in shape. But there are tingly things happening in my body and I have fibroids. I think that nature maybe dries us out and makes us wrinkled because it’s saying your cootchie time’s up, unless you’re already married to another old person.
Please pay me no mind tonight — I’m sorry. And in case you’re wondering – I don’t have bad breath and I don’t stink. But I do have farting issues.
Love your posts lol…farting issues…lol
Ahahaha! This was just what I needed! A good laugh. I do agree, though. When we’re young and lusty and dewy we should have kids. That’s when we have energy. It’s kind of messed up, though, because we’re so much smarter in our old age. Too bad. I guess that’s the only thing we have going for us, what, with all those smelly, staining, seepagey sort of issues. LOL!
I want to be young and lusty and unvarnished again. Now I know why people fight the aging process – because it sucks big time.
Yeah, ‘lusty and dewy’! Aging does suck and it does also suck that everything I’ve heard about it is true. All this being the case, I still wouldn’t want to go back. I feel like, ‘been there, done that’ — give the kids a chance. The least I could ask for is to be as healthy and ‘snappy’ as I could possibly be at this age.
Lisa, I’ve had you in my prayers. Please feel free to email me anytime — my email: firstname.lastname@example.org. I’ll be thinking of you.
you guys are depressing me
Hehehehe! It’s not as bad as it may seem sometimes.
So farting issues mean time’s up? Huh. Guess my time’s up then.
Eh, who needs children when you can ask Auntie Sandee for a farting contest!
I would so win right now. Actually, I had a guy — I meant — knew a guy once who was turned on by farts — ha!
Ah but now is the time to get it on because you don’t have to worry about getting with child! Oh and you know exactly what you want and how you want it and your not afraid to say it!
That’s right! I guess I should be focusing more on this aspect 🙂
You are too funny.BUT come ON. Be free and be wild… be LUSTY and a little varnish is good ’cause then you(and he) know all the right spots to apply the “polish”. I’ll have none of this aging nonsense.. giddy up woman! I see your picture–you’re a hot mama. (so is Lisa) I am a LITTLE younger than both of you and I look at least ten years old than you .
On a more serious note.. I really loved your writing in this — the smell of spearmint and fresh cut grass– wow.
I’ll take a compliment for my writing over sex any day! Thank you thank you! Oh all right, I’ll go on ahead and try being a little lusty — before the big fizzle! Ahahahaha!
Big Fizzle? what in tarnation is that? I think you need to take a notebook the next time you go visit your grandma and take notes– no fizzling in there
I think I’ll do that! There a couple of old hotties in that place I could take notes from!
well alright then Sandee.. no more of this nonsense talk.. hoist up the girls and get back out there!! Be unfettered.. haa haaa
Love it! Thanks for the pep talk!
This made me laugh 🙂 I think my mother would roast me if I got pregnant now!
Not advisable for you young things going out and sabotaging your lives like this — take it from my mama!
lol, you know, back in the old, old days women married very young and did bare children while in their teens. Of course they spent there childhood learning about cooking, sewing and all of those responsibilities they would have. I really do feel like I am done with sex and all of that. I had enough of all that after my divorce lol. I don’t want to have to shave my legs for all of that! lol.
Hehehehehe! Yeah, that’s right, we’d have to groom and stuff I ‘spose huh? Awww, buck it — no sex for me then!
Best way to start my day!
By the way, I was three months short of 20 when I had my daughter, husband was too. So technically we both were teenagers (ah, the thing about technicalities). So, yeah, I know what you mean. I couldn’t do it now. Not even 10 years ago.
I don’t know how people do it when they’re in their mid-forties and even now with the help of science, in their 50s and 60s — Akh!
I think of 20 years old as adolescent — I think of me at 20 — embarassing! I am indeed a late bloomer. At least you had the maturity to take care of a child. God help a child I would have at that age! I was a child until what — 15 years ago.
he he I was too mature for my own good. Now I’m back to being a child 😉
I must say it’s great to see all the activities you participate in — I need to get my butt up off the floor and have fun like you!
Try dancing. So much fun 🙂
Don’t buy the too old for sex / dried up crap. You’re as young as you feel, Sandee, and you look amazing!
Thank you Stacie! I think I’ll go on ahead and believe that. Have a great day!
A post I will show my 2 1/2 daughter for her third birthday.
You crazy man!
I disagree with the “16 and pregnant” thing. Why waste your youth having kids?
I do too really. I’m just joking saying this of course in my post about this being the optimum time. But really physically, a girl is probably best able to handle the physical demands — though completely not prepared mentally more than likely.
If it still works, use it! There’s no age limit on the happy sexy fun times. I’m not involved (or planning on it), but I’ve still got my battery powered boyfriend for when I feel a little, um, lonesome.
Yeeeeah! That’s the ticket! I’m in love with myself right about now as well. I’m the best lover I’ve had in ages I must say 😀
Nobody knows what you like better than you.
Oh poo. That’s what age is for. So we can fart and seep while we fuck and everyone laughs and laughs and doesn’t care. I say foo to the self-conscious inhibitions of youth and hooray for being happy and sexy in stinky, broken-in skin.
Ahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh Eva!
I love your honest posts.
I appreciate that Evelyn — I strive to be truthful — doesn’t always happen but I try…
I think you may be onto something, Sandee. When I had my boy (at age 36) I doubled my age overnight.
I can’t blame him for my farting issues, however.
Hehehe. I knew there’s a reason I didn’t have kids — I’m already twice my age now! If that makes any sense. I feel I’ve been here a couple of times already, as if my energy’s been recycled a few times. I was born old!
The best souls are old souls.
I hope that’s the case. Maybe that’s why I like the idea of senior porn?
The best souls are old souls in spite of that.
Whoever coined that adage “kids make you young” had no idea what they were talking about. I just changed my Gravatar to a pre-parental picture of myself from my birthday two years ago. The essence of me is still there, but I don’t know if I have the energy to exhibit that kind of spontaneous excitement anymore.
I see what you mothers and fathers out there experience, including my sister and her husband, and I consider myself a happy coward! I wasn’t brave enough to have any children.
I just love you.
Brazen honesty, no apologies. Perfection.
I appreciate this so much Lis. It helps me a lot. Thank you!