Ooooh Hap-py Daaaaay!

Published November 21, 2012 by Sandee

In the shower I backed up and bent down to pick up my wash cloth — good mor-ning sun-shiiiine!  Houston, we’ve just landed on that thing you pull up and push down to get the shower going and shutting off.  Reminds me of the time I took a whore’s bath stooped in the tub.  The faucet was being repaired, so the water just shot out of a hole in the wall in a forceful stream.  I took my time getting it repaired.

Happy discoveries brighten my day.  They are the unguent on which I might slide into the next, freely oiled and beneficent, unarmed and happy, facing beasts, motherfuckers, slimy bastards, and sons of bitches with a smile and a prayer!  Ooooh Hap-py Daaaaay! 






20 comments on “Ooooh Hap-py Daaaaay!

  • oh my goodness lady.. laughing pretty damn hard right now. thank you for that. Lots of chuckles on word press tonight 🙂 Happy Night too you Sandee

    • This is amazing! Instead of saying ‘good morning sunshine’ I had originally written ‘yowza’, and was even going to name this post that. I’m imagining now sitting on a slippery bar of soap — whoa!

  • I am sure I don’t understand any of this post, but I like it anyway.

    The only thing I thought of when you spoke of the lever that controls the shower water is the time I backed up into the faucet in the tub and had the most horrendous contusion and abrasion of my life. See? Not sexy. Maybe next time.

    • I used the term loosely but here’s what I found on the internet — interesting:

      When you wash just under your arms and privates in a bathroom sink, usually in a public bathroom. A quick bath that involves only washing your privates and under arms in a sink or with just a damp or wet wash cloth, can be done anywhere but usually in a bathroom standing by the sink or in a public restroom.

      I think of Madonna’s character in Desperately Seeking Susan when she’s blow drying her armpits in the public restroom in the Port Authority 🙂

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