In the shower I backed up and bent down to pick up my wash cloth — good mor-ning sun-shiiiine! Houston, we’ve just landed on that thing you pull up and push down to get the shower going and shutting off. Reminds me of the time I took a whore’s bath stooped in the tub. The faucet was being repaired, so the water just shot out of a hole in the wall in a forceful stream. I took my time getting it repaired.
Happy discoveries brighten my day. They are the unguent on which I might slide into the next, freely oiled and beneficent, unarmed and happy, facing beasts, motherfuckers, slimy bastards, and sons of bitches with a smile and a prayer! Ooooh Hap-py Daaaaay!
oh my goodness lady.. laughing pretty damn hard right now. thank you for that. Lots of chuckles on word press tonight 🙂 Happy Night too you Sandee
Happy Day to you Audra!
ps Farrah Fawcett tags? haaa
I had to celebrate Farrah Fawcett in this post somehow.
That is SO funny. I am laughing so hard. In related news, I once sat on a bar of soap when getting into a bubble bath. Yowza!
This is amazing! Instead of saying ‘good morning sunshine’ I had originally written ‘yowza’, and was even going to name this post that. I’m imagining now sitting on a slippery bar of soap — whoa!
Lord help us all if you get a fancy-schmancy shower massage!!
I’d be taking ten hour showers!
hahaha! Oh my!! Looks like someone is gonna have a Happy Thanksgiving after all.
Methinks! I hope you enjoy yours Lisa!
I am sure I don’t understand any of this post, but I like it anyway.
The only thing I thought of when you spoke of the lever that controls the shower water is the time I backed up into the faucet in the tub and had the most horrendous contusion and abrasion of my life. See? Not sexy. Maybe next time.
Oh Good Lord! I suppose my encounter with that shower thing could have gone two ways! I’m glad you lived to tell the tell. Shower injuries can be brutal!
I’ve read this three times now and I’m still not completely sure that I get it. Most likely, I get it. Or not. 🙂
Bisous to you!
Maybe I don’t even get it!
No, I’m sure it’s me. Premature Alzheimer’s is hitting me hard. Senility. Christ!
PS: I have no idea what a whore’s bath is
I used the term loosely but here’s what I found on the internet — interesting:
When you wash just under your arms and privates in a bathroom sink, usually in a public bathroom. A quick bath that involves only washing your privates and under arms in a sink or with just a damp or wet wash cloth, can be done anywhere but usually in a bathroom standing by the sink or in a public restroom.
I think of Madonna’s character in Desperately Seeking Susan when she’s blow drying her armpits in the public restroom in the Port Authority 🙂
ha! That brought memories…
Desperately Seeking Susan, that is. Not washing my privates in a public restroom 😉
Hehehe — can’t say I’ve washed up in a public restroom either — not yet! Hahaha!