He’s not Blacula, but he’s black and he’s a vampire
Blacula is so alone, so lonely. He doesn’t have friends of equal status who drink blood and kill people, only minions. I don’t have minions and I don’t drink blood – well once – but I don’t kill people because it’s against the law – I mean because it’s wrong. Poor Blacula – Dracula gave him this uninspired name — he wants this voodoo priestess to turn him back into a human. But she won’t because he killed people in front of her. So she drives a stake into his voodoo doll likeness, stopping him. He holds one arm in the air and clutches his chest. A song called Torment comes on and the credits roll. The music sounds like a television score from the early seventies — weird for this type of movie. I love that Blacula’s face is frozen on the screen while the song plays. Graphics turn Blacula’s tormented, screaming face red and his vampire teeth show. I like the way the singer says freeeeee-dooooom, freeeeeeeeeedoooooooom….
The Torment song was my theme for the day. We’re tormented for different reasons but today I was Blacula, so alone, so tooor-mented.
Mama why am I different? Dr. Frankenstein, why did you make me to suffer like a dog in Germany?
Some of you know I wouldn’t be on Facebook if not for Mean-Spirited Tales. While Facebook is a great distraction when you need it, all the common opinions about the election made me feel isolated. So today I rolled the film of my life to the tune of Blacula’s lonely lament. I didn’t get enough sleep last night so I had no resistance against the lament. It was an absurd lament.
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so tell me about the time you drank blood lol
I used dramatic license up there you know — my boyfriend cut himself and I sucked the blood out. No biggie. But it was rather erotic and I wouldn’t have minded drinking more — hehehehe!
I know wht you mean!
I knew I wasn’t the only one! I saw Martha Stewart suck blood from David Letterman’s finger when she was on the show and he cut himself helping her cook — I suppose it’s common.
Back when I was a crazy pervert, me and some gross guy got a razor and cut each other’s neck and sucked the blood (just a small cut and very little blood) and even though I wasn’t even attracted by this dude, I thought it was a turn on lol
Oh Carla! You really did it! I could see people getting into that kind of thing totally. Then there’s the fetish community of course.
lol, I should have saved that story for friday confessions lol
Oh Yeaaahhhh… You could still do it — but just elaborate on a bit more — I’ll stay tuned. I’d love to see that.
lol well maybe I will do that tomorrow then 😉
Yayyy! I’ll be there…
Sandee– facebook used to be so much fun. but now I cannot even look at my newsfeed. I hate all the opinions that are inflicted on me by people that I generally like. I wish they would stop using it as a platform for that kind of stuff. I only want to cyber stalk my kids for goodness sakes.
You are not alone my friend 🙂
Okay now so I can totally understand cyber-stalking 🙂 — but yeah it was pretty insane yesterday.
I reactivated my facebook feed yesterday for about 5 minutes. I couldn’t wait to get back off. You’re not alone. Two drunk guys made me high five them on election night when I was on my way somewhere. I didn’t have the heart to tell them there was nothing to be high fiving about. Sigh.
I guess the drunk guys were drunk on illusions 🙂
Ha! Drunk people usually are. 😉
Well hell, that’s why I used to get drunk — haha!
Facebook, drunk men and election illusions, oh my! Scarier than lions and tigers and bears any day of the week!
I’ll say! At least lions, tigers et al would sooner put you out of your misery 🙂
Ain’t that the truth!
I know I’ve been absent for a few weeks because life has been a bit difficult, but I have really missed reading your stories. They do make me smile, probably even when they aren’t supposed to 🙂 xox
Carrie! I’m just glad to see you when you stop by. I’m glad I could get you to smile!
Lol wait I’ve never heard of this movie before but it looks amazing. And yes, I love that you drank blood once. Awesome.
It was accidentally actually — as I mentioned in one of the comments. My boyfriend cut himself and I drank the blood. I used it for dramatic effect in the post but it wasn’t really that dramatic in real life…
The movie’s called Scream Blacula Scream — totally a knock off of other hollywood vampire movies but uniquely black — I always enjoy it!
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Believe it or not, I have actually seen that movie. Even better, watched it when I still lived in Colombia. Wow. So, so many years ago
Blacula has some international travel huh? Hahahaha!
Fancy that he he he
Have you ever seen the Gnarls Barkley video for “Who Cares”? It’s a pretty cool adaptation of Blacula. I’m with you on the Facebook thing. Nowadays, the majority of the people I interact with on there are other bloggers who I haven’t even met face-to-face. Everyone else is cray.
I’ll definitely have to youtube that Gnarls Barkley video.
Oy! Facebook is everything I feared it’d be and worse. I just joined last February. But I do rather get into it when I’m wasting time.
Hilarious! You have a dark, humorous gift, young lady!
Thank you Hook! I’m glad you can appreciate my sinister humor…
For sure!