My hateful bunny post the other day was so evil – I had to get on the other side of it. Carrie also reminded me of needing a balance. To be whole, one needs balance. So I thought, Now I’ll write about love. But what I really want is to write porno. I haven’t watched porno in ages but I know I could make up something really good. I’ve never written anything like this before, so it would be an adventure.
I’m just sharing my process, what’s in my head. Unfortunately I wouldn’t put any porno on my blog. I don’t have the balls for that. I know you’re disappointed. But when I finish writing it, just look for books published under one of these names: Aysia Marie, Misty Kelly, Harlem Cherry, Angel Black, Shameeka Blue, Tailor Lee Tyler, and Velveeta von Sapen Heusen. I’m going to be using these pseudonyms.
Have a great weekend and drink responsibly!
Hope you too have a good weekend. I’m having red velvet cheesecake in your honour!
Heyyyy! Sounds like your getting off to the weekend with a good start!
yep! I took a shower, put on my comfy PJs, grabbed a slice of red velvet cheesecake, thought of you and now I’m in bed and about to watch a movie. Awesome 🙂
That sounds perfect. Thanks for reminding me of that red velvet cheesecake…
Talk about a blogger’s dream. Not only did I get a mention on Auntie Sandee’s blog, I got it in a post that talks about porn and introduces names like Harlem Cherry and Velveeta von Sapen Heusen. I totally feel like one of the cool kids now. Like, totally.
Thanks Sandee! For the mention and for making me laugh. 🙂
Aheheheheheheee! Any time Carrie 😉
I look forward to reading your porn!! I’m thinking of writing some too. We should trade porn. You can help me edit. 🙂
Heck yeah! You know I joke a lot — I talked about doing outer limits porn with old people — just joking — but I may really try to write something. I’m influenced by my blogging buddies — It’s that Kyle you know — hear that Kyle?
I’ll let you know when you can click on that Harlem Cherry link to see what I’ve got — hahaha!
I love Kyle. He’s a smut inspiration!
Shhhh… Don’t tell him but he’s the only sex I get nowadays…
Aw man, no porn today?
Oh my. I probably won’t be checking this out, but with a name like Cherry Harlem I might not be able to help myself. Sounds like a character Pam Grier has played.
It sure does — hehehehe! Pam Grier — yeah baby!
If I could keep a straight face long enough, I’d probably try my hand at some porn. I can’t wait to read yours, though.
(P.S. My copy of your book is coming. I’m all a flutter with excitement.)
Oh Mary, yaay! Thanks so much for the support. I certainly do hope you like it. Right now I’m reading a book from another blogger — A Broken Ring by Claire Cappetta.
Hey, my porn’d probably be laughable too!
oh you naughty tease.. here I thought I was going to get some dirty reading. YOu could be the female version of Kyle.
Thanks UBS, that’s the highest compliment!
Lately I’ve been meandering around the Blogging World and have came to realize that people who have never once used the tag, “sex” have like 1,000 followers. I’m now thinking I may try writing about other, less invasive kinds of things….
then again, probably not!
“Less invasive kinds of things….” — tehehehehe! Keep on doing what you’re doing — it works! I loved that last poem by the way.
Velveeta von Sapen Heusen has got to be the most excellent name ever.
There was a girl, a bi-racial girl no less, who went to my school who had that same last name — the first name was similar to that insane first one I used to protect the innocent. I have always always loved that crazy name so I found an opportunity to finally use it!
lol by the time I saw any porno, I had already done all of those things. I was disappointed because I thought I knew some special stuff, but nope, there all my tricks were right on the screen! You have a great weekend too Sandee!
I HATE when that happens! Hahaha! Thanks Carla!
Porno is love… With a whole lotta lube.
I don’t need no stinkin’ lube!
I’d love to see all what all your pseudonyms can get into… come up with… whatever… in a post. Just warn me ahead of time so I don’t snort out my coffee! xoxoM
I had a good time coming up with them — I’m glad you laughed too!
You could write the script for the movie you want to do with the Brokeback boys. 🙂
How about bad bunny porno? I’d pay good money to read that.
Bad bunny porno and outer-limits porn with senior citizens and blow torches — I think there may be a market for this.
You always make me smile with your post. 😀 Enjoy the rest of your day.
Thanks Shauna — you too — glad I could get somebody to smile!
I’m quite certain you could write ANY genre Sandee and I love your pen names. A little partial to Harlem Cherry and Velveeta von Sapen Heusen. ;).
I’ve been dying to use that von Sapen Heusen name. A girl I went to high school with had that last name and a first name similar to Velveeta — but of course I didn’t want to use her name. She was as interesting as her name. I did laugh making these names up. I could’ve gone on and on but had to stop somewhere — Velveeta was a good place to stop.
I hope your summer cold is gone or hope at least that you’re feeling better Brigitte.
You’re so funny! Thank you, friend. I’m on the mend — nice of you to ask. xxoo
I’m so glad you’re feeling better — looking forward to a Monday Musing — but I’ll take an any day of the week musing from you!
Harlem Cherry would make a great title for a 70’s Blaxploitation flick.
It sure would! People rag on blaxploitation flicks but I say they’re high cinema dammit — hahaha!
Sigh. I support my bloging friends so I suppose I’ll buy it.
Oh — you wouldn’t be disappointed!
Anyone under 80 in these stories?
I promise — all pretty young things 😀
Oh! Then fine.