I wrote this inspired by the Cannibal Corpse phrase above:
You violated. And you’ll know how big a mistake you made when I’m done. You’ll be a bleating peasant, on your knees. I’ll rip the meat from your arms with my teeth and pull out your hair strand by strand. I’ll tie you with wire, smash your toes with a mallet and have rats nestle with you in a tub filled with bloody piss. I’ll pull out all of your teeth and dangle you from the 50th floor. You’ll be fired from your job because your boss will believe every lie that I tell him about you. I think of killing you in ways where you’ll live for a week before you die. You’ll want death. But I won’t do it – you’ll die on your own from the torture. I’ll cry with you then snatch my hand away and laugh at the snot on your face. In that dimming light you will regret.
1800ukillme 
Remind me to stay on your good side! xoxoM
Muahahahahaha! I’m really a bunny rabbit. I just like to channel the dark side — theatrically, every once in a while.
That’s great, ’cause I like drama anywhere but in my life. A perfect match! xoxoM
As long as we keep on the stage so to speak we’re good!
Are you part Sicilian? Because you could be with that excellently developed sense of vengeance.
Also, bunny!!!!!!!
I just thought of that moments ago — that this sounded like that kind of vengeance.
Bunny!!!!! — hahaha! The bunny’s an apology 🙂
Homeland Security needs you…
Hahaha! Thanks!
I watch Monty Python movies. I know exactly how evil bunnies really are.
But just who pissed you off enough to channel your inner bunny? (Run away! Run away!)
Hehe — ‘evil inner bunny’. Really, I just bounced off of the Cannibal Corpse line. That kind of evil, is like, so, no me lol!
Sandee, I nominated you for the “Inspiring Blog” and “One Lovely Blog” awards. I know you’re not big on awards, so feel free to decline. More details are on my latest post.
Thank you Mary! I appreciate you nominating me. Now, let me go check out your post and see what I got —
slicing them up fine Sword Chinned Beee-Otch! Good vent here ..enjoyed every word
Whew! Thanks UBS — I don’t want to alienate me fellow bloggers, you know! ‘slicing them up fine…’ — yay!
oooh creepy 🙂
Yeah my alter ego round-chinned bunny — hahaha!
Interesting lol sounds like my way of thinking when someone really pisses me off lol. I don’t like the pic of the rabbit with it though. I had a rabbit die of heat stroke once and she screamed like a woman in her last gasps for air. I can still hear it. But I like the anger, my kinda anger for sure!
Oh my goodness — that gave me a lump in my throat, your description of your rabbit!
Yeah, I think this kind of theatrical anger can be cathartic — I hope people don’t think this is actually what I would want to do — well, maybe fleetingly hahaha!
yes, we are the kind of people who can have these thoughts and yet be able to control them lol! 😉
Forget granny…mafia runs would be a better movie…
I’ll say!
Auntie Sandee,
In comparison your post makes clowns sound like saints.
Le Clown
Imagine a clown in full regalia reciting this monologue.
Even I know where not to go in the privacy of my own mind… Some things are better left unexplored.
Shameless promotion alert: as the caption of my book “Mean-Spirited Tales” bids, ‘Don’t be afraid to look…’
Big fan of shameless promotion. Best promotion there is, if you as a clown.
Note to self: Enroll, Sandee in the cake-of-the-month club to stay on her good side…
Aw, I’m still just sweet little ‘ol Auntie Sword-Chinned Bitch really — hahaha! I have to write something really really sweet now to counteract the evil!
Balance is everything. 🙂
That bunny has some anger management problems.
Tehehehehe! As Mary reminds us of that attack bunny in Monty Python.
And now I’m a little bit afraid of you.
While writing this I thought, Aw heck, everyone has a bit of this in ’em… Well, I ah, maybe, that’s not true? I thought I might take a smidgen of a thought — I was tired as well — and turn it into a theatrical moment?
No, you’re right, we all have some of this in us. We just don’t all express it quite so well as you just did! Maybe that’s what my blog needs? More homicide and/or torture?
Hahaha!
Is it wrong of me to love this? Haha! It was VERY satisfying.
~with hand over mouth~ Gasp! I’m glad that you do but at the same time I’m surprised — haha! At least I’m not the only one who finds these little expressions every now and again somewhat satisfying. Now if each and every one of my posts was like this, well, then…
I actually think that it’s therapeutic. I’ve had clients who’ve been molested, abused, etc. And sometimes visualizing yourself beating up the offender is a way of taking your power back. So see, it’s actually really good even though it looks evil. Just another perspective.
Thank God this has never happened to me but coincidently I did think about perhaps someone who has wrath for an abuser using this kind of expression as an outlet.
For me, I was just really really tired, maybe still smarting about that old lady and this other woman at work who pissed me off — and also fretting over not getting what I want (wah, wah wah!) — I wrote this out of frustration. It was cathartic.
But I thought, as irritated and mad as these people made me, from where I was standing, I didn’t want to do any of those things to them.
I get what you’re saying completely. It’s not like you’d ever do those things, of course not, but it’s like a needed release. The can of soda eventually explodes when it gets all shook up. It’s a way of taking your power back. The jogging you do is another good release. My husband writes and he calls it “rage on the page.” It’s very therapeutic, trust me.
Are you sure you not a quiet ‘bunny boiler’ on the side? LMAO!!
That’s a good one — hahaha! I didn’t even think of that movie when I put that bunny up there — but it sure as heck is in line with that Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction — tee hee hee!
You wouldn’t think a group calling themselves “Cannibal Corpse” would have such angry lyrics.
I know right!? I mean, ‘corpse’ is evocative of restfulness, right? And cannibals are generally known as peaceful beings who just happen to eat people.
Poor bunny. 😦
I know right! 😀