Lust, Dementia and Depends

Published September 4, 2012 by Sandee

The gnarled branches of a majestic, ancient tree with veined leaves telling tales of — shit!  I wanted to say this, poetically, like Unfettered BS or Boomie Bol in their renderings – I wanted to be classy, but I just can’t do it.  I was trying not to tell you straight up and crass the tale of ancient old ass people damned near fucking at the Hebrew Home for the Aged at Riverdale.  “Look at ‘em — look!  They do this every damn day,” my ninety year old grandma said as we were leaving the TV room.  I turn around and holy shit, these two, gray bird, lovey doveys were a gnarled intertwined, unabashed hump-fest, tonguing away, arthritic hands pawing, ripping at each other from their chairs, with their walkers just inches away I tell you.

Vantastic, I say!  I told you I wanted to recruit 90 year olds for my “outer-limits” porno movie.  Well I think I found my leads.

My first installment will be called “Lust, Dementia, Decay and Depends.”

38 comments on “Lust, Dementia and Depends

  • I think its great we can fall in love….or just make out….when people think we’re past it!!! I wouldn’t care how I appeared to others, I’d just get in there and have a good time! What else is there to do while your waiting to die? You’ll be old one day, don’t forget!!!

    • Yes! I agree. I love your comment! Hopefully, we’ll get old — all of us! Why not embrace it — I don’t want to be disgusted by the way I look! I’d rather be wrinkled than be a plastic surgery victim pathetically trying to hold on in the most unnatural way.

  • I think it’s so very very cool that these two elderly people are in love (or lust) and don’t care who knows or sees. We should all be so lucky at that age. Go seniors, you’ve earned it!

  • It always looks funny and strange when I see old people being affection towards each other. But it’s always sweet and beautiful… Don’t you ever change, your style is what makes you so unique.

  • thanks for the mention and Damn I could not do this post any justice.. this was very funny and well, gross. I am not sure I would want to see that– yes sweet they love each other but damn go to your room!!
    I think you could do poetry..give it a whirl woman

  • Let me say off the bat, that, while I love you blog, I do not share your enthusiam for your upcoming film project.

    And now, because of you, I have Gnarled, Saggy, Wrinkly Old Person Sex stuck in my head.

    So I guess what I’m saying i,s I hate you. I’ll get over it, but, yup, hate.

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