The gnarled branches of a majestic, ancient tree with veined leaves telling tales of — shit! I wanted to say this, poetically, like Unfettered BS or Boomie Bol in their renderings – I wanted to be classy, but I just can’t do it. I was trying not to tell you straight up and crass the tale of ancient old ass people damned near fucking at the Hebrew Home for the Aged at Riverdale. “Look at ‘em — look! They do this every damn day,” my ninety year old grandma said as we were leaving the TV room. I turn around and holy shit, these two, gray bird, lovey doveys were a gnarled intertwined, unabashed hump-fest, tonguing away, arthritic hands pawing, ripping at each other from their chairs, with their walkers just inches away I tell you.
Vantastic, I say! I told you I wanted to recruit 90 year olds for my “outer-limits” porno movie. Well I think I found my leads.
My first installment will be called “Lust, Dementia, Decay and Depends.”