Inspired by Sara and La La, I wanted to share hope, in my case about being older and in possession of myself. But I’d rather talk about when I was possessed.
Yesterday I snarled at people if I didn’t like their looks or if they looked at me too long. It wasn’t me. It was Satan. Just as I was about to post on the glory of goodness he took possession. That’s how he rolls. Satan battled God for the soul of The Sword-Chinned Bitch.
I insulted people’s looks OUT LOUD and giggled like a troll. Oh, my! What a big round head you have, hehehehehe! How unfortunate, hehehehe! Showing ass crack on a Saturday afternoon. Splendiferous! What a nasty view of cellulite you’ve just given me — tehehehe. I enjoyed it ever so much. I wanted that speeding motorcycle to explode into the wall. I wished hard for it to happen. I grinned imagining the carnage. If I wasn’t snarling, I giggled at the evil things that I had said. I tried to unsnarl my face but it didn’t work. This isn’t my normal behavior; my head usually doesn’t spin 360 degrees.
To age is fine, but, there are hormonal side effects that kick in especially when you don’t get sleep.
In the Exorcist, priests throw holy water on the possessed girl and chant fervently “The power of Christ compels you!” By the bye, I’ve done this to wild coworkers and it does calm them. I went home, took a bath in holy water and now I’m back to my old Sword-Chinned Bitchedy goodness — hallelujah! The demon has left the building, and I’ve got some pretty damn good holy things to tell you!
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Ah, yes, this, too, does pass… xoM
I was thinking human beings have good and evil — it happens. I’ll be visiting evil again, I’m sure, but for too long! I read in a zen book that sometimes it’s better to act a bit mischievous rather than suppress it. As long as you don’t act out evil. I think I was just being mischievous.
I’m totally on board with that, Sandee! lol
Being mischievous is good. It is not good to hurt people but it is also not good when people take themselves too seriously
Uh boy SSH, do I know about people who take themselves too seriously — myself included at one time!
Tell it Sister! Testify!!
Hallelujah on a Sunday afternoon!
The Dark Lord works in hilarious ways…
He sho do!
I returned an hour ago from the new movie “The Possession.” Little did I know the demon in that movie was you. It makes much more sense now…
Hahaha! Me before the exorcism of course!
Bahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
You must have a very choice soul for there to be such a battle. I’m glad Sandee, the good witch, is back in business. Damn those hormones!
Damn those hormones to hell!
Haha, mischievous hormones! I get possessed too. The quicker I let it happen, the quicker they go away! Thanks for including me 😉
And thank God we’re not all possessed at the same time. Imagine that, huh? ~shudder~
You were my inspiration — I started out in that positive direction but said, shit, I gotta tell it like it is!
Gotta be yourself 😉
Hey, now where did I learn that 🙂
I like that “it’s better to act a bit mischievous rather than suppress it” thang. I will live thusly, having your blessing. There’s probably a lot to which the idea could be applied.
Snarly stories are as good as hopeful ones. Oh life, why you love so much drama?
It’s the holier than thou types who have dead bodies in the basement. It’s fun to be mischievous for a bit — I was so happy to read that passage — it was from Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind. Yeah, the drama of life is where the lessons are — bleh.
Omg u kill me! Love this!
Thank you DockFam! I’m happy to be free of demons for the moment 🙂
The holier than thou folks got dead bodies in they bodies seems to me. You had me laughing with the first sentence. BTW, why the hell do you have PINK CAKES in the widget column????? 🙂 🙂 Been meaning to ask you that…
Isn’t it true though. All those goody two shoes people — I’d like to know what really goes on at their houses 🙂
I’m a cake enthusiast as you can see by the ‘I like cake, all different kinds’ caption up there. I thought pink would be a nice complement to this blog. Mme. Weebles knowing of my fondness for cake generously gave me a picture of a pink cake that she made.
Something about a nice hot bath that makes even the nastiest demons calm down.
I love baths. My only problem is getting out of the tub. I’m usually too sluggish to get out so it takes me a while.
I just finished reading “Satan: His Psychotherapy and cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S.” – how fitting… (BTW – If you haven’t read it… I recommend finding a copy I think it would be right up your alley)
I am glad the snarling monster went away… gnashing teeth and growling maniacally at people (while amusing) kinda sucks…
It does suck being that way because it’s like you’re in your own little world. I’m not like this normally. It was strange — almost chemically induced — like something compelling. Sandee doesn’t make it a habit to laugh at people — it’s not me at all!
Thanks for the book recommendation — I’m always looking for good books. I might have to check this out. I’ll let you know.
I hear ya… one of my co-workers said to me last week… “I can only imagine what you are going to be like when you hit ‘the change’….” after my horrid assholishness and my admission that I didn’t mean to act like that….
This made me laugh! Oh, yes, you will have your days. Hopefully you’ll handle “the change” a lot better. But look at it this way, you can fall into “assholishness” and blame it on the change! — or Satan!
Don’t be too sure 🙂
Don’t be too sure that Satan’s left the building?! Ahahahahaaa! Snarl, snarl, raworrrrrr, rrr rrrrrr, rrrrrr, hate, hate, hate 🙂
I think Satan was responsible for those publicly revealed ass cracks. So you were most likely doing a holy thing.
Didn’t think of this way, but you’re right!
Hahaha! Right there with you! Between my hormones kicking into gear and our 17 year old in the house! That’s when the husband makes a FAST departure for something useless at the fishing store… and he says he’s brave! pffft lol
‘Something useless at the fishing store’ — good move, huh! I’m glad you can relate — it’s a lonely world when you’re going through that sometimes.
Amazing how fast a spinning head can clear the room! lol
Spinning heads and farts!
“Bitchedy goodness”
woohoooooooooooooo!
Hahahaha!
Don’t forget to rebuke the spirits in the name of Jesus! Stay consistent!