As I told you, I could give a shit about clothes. I see nudist colony in my future — too bad cause by then I’ll be really wrinkled. Those unfortunate enough will see my wrinkled ass play naked tennis. Until that day comes, and it will, every so often I get an urge to throw on a tiara, some shiny shoes, and a sheer seaweed colored gown for a night out on the town. My sister’s getting a graduate degree in fashion design — I had no idea it was such a varied area of study that includes art and history. Her entire basement is filled with these marvelous items that even I’d wear, with a tiara of course. Check it out yo!