The Supreme Ass Cake Award

Published August 26, 2012 by Sandee

In the Wizard of Oz, they pull that curtain back and see no giant, loving omniscience back there, just some ‘ol bull shit.  Click that ‘Awards’ widget on my side-bar.  Nothing.  You were gonna pull that curtain back some day and say “Aha!  She’s been fooling us!”  Oh, I swear I was gonna put awards in there!

I bees SO gwuilty. [Insert picture of cute kitteh]  I accept awards.  I say ‘Thank you.’  But I don’t follow the rules.  I don’t give acceptance speeches, list things about myself, pass the awards on, or display them on my side-bar.

I appreciate you lovely people for giving them to me and I thank you all.  But I’d rather not receive awards.  Just lavish praise and rent money.

I watch others who feel this way.  What do they do?   I’d take guidance from that.  So I’ll be a punk ass and piggy back on what that fabulous Kyle says.

Here are beautiful people who gave me awards.  Some of you may have forgotten, but I’ve given you all Award Cakes!

Madame Weebles:

The Lemon Supreme Cake Award, lemon frosted of course

Miss Carla Renee:

The Chocolate Peanut Butter Ganache Cake Award

Boomie Bol:

The Orange Rum Sunrise Cake Award

Claire Cappetta:

The Strawberry Angel Food Cake Award

Jill/Ocelot Bound:

The Coriander Cake with Butter Cream Frosting Sprinkled with Cinnamon, Nutmeg and Coriander Award  (I miss her)

Dating Bitch:

Zucchini Lemon Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting Award

Sailor Carrie:

The Ethereal Angel Food Cake Award


The Banana Walnut Cake with Maple Frosting Award

Kathy V.:

Black Forest Cake Award


German Chocolate Cake Award

Jessica Accardi:

The Peach Pie Cake Award (wink, wink)


The Supreme Ass Cake Award

I might’ve screwed this up — maybe you didn’t even give me an award — it’s been so long and my notes get mixed up, crinkled.  I hope I’ve included everyone who actually gave me an award.

I feel free.  I’ll delete that fake widget now.

Eat some cake, responsibly, and enjoy the rest of your week!  Mwa!

43 comments on “The Supreme Ass Cake Award

  • Looks like everyone’s been loving on you, Sandee. I think I know why. Could it be that you’re an original, refreshing and funny? I totally get it. All the awards and cake, well deserved.

  • Sandee, yum. And I love German Chocolate Cake so thank you for your lovely award. I’m like you. I’d rather just say thank you and then “award” others by giving them some recognition and thanks. After that, they can do whatever they want.

    I am going to send you a picture of a cake soon. I really hungry for cake now. I’m in on yours and Weebs cake party. I’m inviting myself.

    I love your blog and again thanks for the cake.

    Cake love.

  • I personally love a chocolate mousse cake with a graham cracker crust. I know the recipes but I hate to bake! I decided when my daughter was three or four,
    I could not let those other rich, bleached out blonde mummys beat me at baking. Hence, I came up with ginger bread cake which I stole from a certain chef my Mum knew (she didn’t bake either unless it was a souffle or escargot). I put it in a delightful fish mould much to young Gillian’s delight, decorated with tiny candy drops in pastel colours and some icing on the scales. I was so humiliated. I delivered it, eyes downcast, to the school’s snotty bake sale “coordinator”…and what to my wondering eyes did appear?! An award for the most creative cake but the real reason I got is because some jerk bid $25 for it.

  • You know what Aunt Sandee that gingerbread cake is really yummy and it’s humble especially when undressed – I award you that cake for all the pleasure you have given me reading your blog.

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