My tooth was extracted. The trauma has subsided — the excruciating pain, the nausea from the medication… The dentist gave me prescriptions, extra gauze, and two whole sheets of instructions. Among other things, for the first day I was forbidden to blow my nose, open my mouth widely, or play wind instruments. Dang, no wind instruments. Question. Is a penis a wind instrument?
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Ha ha–you got me with this one. Wasn’t expecting that last line. Then again, from you, why wouldn’t I? 😉
Good luck with the healing. Hope it goes well!
Thanks! Glad I made you laugh. I feel a lot better today — thank goodness!
Auntie Sandee,
A penis is an instrument of God which only plays divine music.
Le Clown
oh my goodness Le Clown…
Indeedy, divine streams of sound.
Bwahahahahaha!
Skin flute.
Oh yeah, ‘skin flute’ — yes!
No, I’m pretty sure it’s hydraulic…hence the “lift” Hope you’re feeling better!
Thanks Margarita — I am feeling better. I was about to jump in the Hudson River at one point!
Not as desperate an act as it might have been a decade ago, but pretty desperate! Glad you’re feeling better!
Thanks Margarita!
LMAO!!!! SKIN FLUTE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah sis, we learned a new name for it today!
I have to agree with Le Clown…however I don’t blow instruments lol. How are you feeling?
Thanks BB! I’m feeling a lot better.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🙂
I believe it is a WOOD wind instrument, so six and half, one dozen in the other. Sorry.
Ahahahaha! Now Brother Jon, that’s a connection I should have gotten! Funny.
Yeah, skinflute. Definitely it depends on who’s playing it.
Check, please!
I’ll drink to that!
well they didn’t tell me that yesterday when I had some extracted, so I been blowing them all day long 😉
That’s funny Carla — you make me laugh! I hope you’re feeling better — that’s a lot of extractions for a day.
I am fine it just feels like the holes in my gums is so huge!
Well, little by little you’ll heal. All this will be behind you.
I’m so glad you survived the dental ordeal without too much difficulty, Sandee! Welcome back! As for your last question, I’m thinking. Technically you don’t really blow them and I’ve never heard one make any musical sounds, so I don’t know if they qualify.
Thanks Mme. Weebles! It was a bit of an ordeal though — but like they say: what doesn’t kill you, blah blabbity blah! I was hoping what you said was the case about johnsons, but I might have heard, somewhere, one referred to as a wind instrument — yuk yuk yuk!
Hahaa!! Did not expect that last line, I spit water all over my keyboard!
Thanks Miss Four Eyes! Glad to know I’m not the only one laughing at my jokes.
Sadly, I can only “like” this once. And I can only “like” it. Where’s my button for “that was brilliant” or “preach it sister”?
Not as sadly, I haven’t seen that particular instrument in so long, I’ve forgotten how to play. I don’t miss it much; I have an electric (battery powered) version that suits me just fine. All of the fun, none of the annoyance.
Thanks PM! I’m glad you more than ‘liked’ this. I think you’re ahead of the game with ‘all of the fun, none of the annoyance.’ The person attached to the ‘instrument’ — ahhh — yeah, well sometimes it could be a challenge!
Well it sure as hell ain’t percussion. Ever try hitting one of them with a stick? It doesn’t go well.
Oh Kathy — this has me laughing so! The imagery of that…the imagery…
You naughty thing you. If the dentist didn’t shut you up, I guess nobody ever will. Happy recovery and thanks for visiting my blog 🙂
Thank you Gladiuspoeticus!
Score!!!
Tee hee hee hee! Thanks!