You shouldn’t wear those earrings here. At work.
They look like, clitorises, hanging from your ears, that’s why.
They’re Georgia O’Keefe.
She didn’t make earrings.
Okay Georgia O’Keefish. A designer based one of her paintings on the design. I bought them at a street fair.
Well, you just corroborated what I said — she didn’t make earrings.
These earrings just celebrate her – look, look at them. Want to touch?
They just look… (fondling them).
These earrings are, very provocative.
I can’t help it if you’re getting turned on by my earrings — they’re just pretty peach colored flowers in a pointed oval shape with protruding petals in the middle. What if they were painted another color, like black?
They’d look like black clitorises then.
Aw c’mon Barry even black women don’t have black pus – I mean black clitorises – well some are darker, but not like pitch black.
How do you know? You can’t just go by yours.
Okay so now we’re talking about my vagina – at work.
You’re the one who started it.
No. You are. You said my earrings look like clitorises. I’m just wearing pretty pink colored flowers.
Well, that was sort of her intention with her paintings. It’s not her or your fault that other people aren’t mature enough to deal with some strong female symbolism without acting like pervs.
True that! And people maybe people should embrace this kind of thing more…
Aunt Sandee lol, i am going to tell the manager lol. Great post!!!
I love it — ‘Aunt Sandee’ — hee hee hee heee! Thanks BB!
I wish I had heard that conversation. I would have LAUGHED.
I actually made this up! My imagination just went for it today. I was wearing some dangly flower earrings that made me think of this — they don’t really look like clitorises but I imagined the reaction I would get if they did!
Ohhhhhhhh, okay, in that case it’s a very funny dialogue you’ve written there!
I hope people don’t consider this ‘false advertising’!
One of my faves!
Thanks Debbie! My marketing director!
Unreal!!!! Got to visit her museum a few years ago in NM. Surprisingly small. Anyway, award waiting for you on my page 🙂
Oh thanks MM! I do indeed want to visit her museum… Thanks for the award! I have a few I want to address — I’m just trying to figure out how to do it! Mwa!
I like those earrings already!
The earrings are very nice. I actually made this story up based on some peach colored flower earrings that I had on today. I thought ‘what if they were more shaped like dangling clitorises’ — and this fantasy dialogue happened, and I got a post out of it! 🙂
ah, I was JUST about to ask if that conversation had really happened LOL
SSG, my imagination is all I have and what’s left of my mind!
Omg that was too funny! And what was even funnier is when I found out it was all a fabricated dialog in ur head based off a pair of pretty pink earrings! Love u to pieces Ms Sandee
Enjolie! Thanks so much darling! I’m glad you didn’t think of it as false advertising because it didn’t happen! Lol!
Fantasy dialogue or not… I LOVE IT!!! AND I want a pair!
I think I want a pair of those earrings! Do they have a matching necklace? lol
Can you imagine? Earrings and a necklace?! Three, you know what looking pieces of jewelry! Lol!
You write so well Sandee ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and yeah Georgia ………. 🙂 well ……..
I would love a whole outfit from her paintings 🙂
Great write xoxoxoxoxo
That would be soooo rad! A Georgia O’Keefe outfit! 🙂 Thanks Cat! I hope you’re having a great day — good to hear from you!
I just Got Up like an hour ago …..
You have a beautiful imagination S
You really do xoxoxoxoxoxo
Music to my ears! I appreciate the kind words…
Damn! Here I was- ready to apply for a job at your work place based on that hilarious conversation.
The reason why it’s so funny is because it’s so true-like: one day all of our thoughts will be broadcast, all of our endearing perversities exposed!
I could see us inching toward that day Jessica!
Love this! So glad to know others know of the great lady. Life and Art so connected… I really like your imagination and the way it works.
Thanks Mary! I’m glad you enjoyed it. And thanks for the compliment! My imagination is my escape — good or bad — lol!
You crack me up. Sorry I have been so busy lately I haven’t had a chance to come and visit. I miss my blogging friends 😦
Welcome back after your Summer Solstice celebration! Also it’s good to be busy — no? Today was my day off and I had alllll these plans. I went jogging this morning, and had the plumber come by after. I suddenly got real tired so took a nap at around 1:30 — I just woke up at 5:40 or so! What?! This sucks! I was so busy yesterday I think my body made me pay for it today! I’m glad you’re back in the ‘hood!
Busy is good, yes. But then, I can’t do other things that I also like to to. Like hanging out with my WP friends!
Wow, your body really needed the rest. Once I felt I needed a nap some time in mid-afternoon. I woke up the next day…
Oh boy — I hate when that happens! I’m one of those guilty nappers, unfortunately.
Barry’s a fruitcake. I bet he wishes your earrings were long shaft-like.
Tee hee hee! While I made this all up, Barry’s character, I believe, indeed would like for the earrings to have holes in them — OR — maybe also he’d like for them to be long and shaft-like as well! The best of both worlds I say!
There are real Barry’s out there though. They know who they are.
You know that’s right — there are indeed!
Ha! I’m thinking, though, that wearing earrings that look like clitorises, clitori (?), is better than what I’ve seen some 13-year-olds wearing lately….
Ahaha! — I like clitori better! This is true about the clothes they’re wearing these days — at least with these earrings they’d be able to educate people about anatomy — I don’t think some women dare to venture down there to see what they’re own look like — hahahaha — I think the Vagina Monologues talked about stuff like this.
lol oh wow.
I know right!