Hello everyone, here are my answers to the WordPress challenge from That Fred Guy, yeah, THAT GUY:
What makes me unique and how does my blog showcase that?
Oh no no no no no — I’m not unique! I have some, unique interests, yes? I’m a black girl who likes death metal– no, no – I’m a middle-aged black girl who likes death metal. While a lot of the old dm bands are middle-aged, the audience is generally made up of young white males but I don’t give a crap about that. They’re nice chaps who think of me as Auntie Sword-Chinned Bitch \m/. Okay, so I also want to have a society based on the barter system – that might be unique. Okay?
What drives me to blog?
What drives me to blog is my book. Do you like my writing? Well then, you’ll like my book. Do you like ass? Do you like cake? Well then you’ll love my book! I hope you like my blog enough where you’d at least consider going to the bank and taking out .99 cents to buy my book. But while blogging to promote my ass cake book, I’ve become cyber pen pals with Fred, SSG and a bunch of other nice folks from around the world – I never anticipated that. So, nevermind about the book – no, no, no don’t forget about my book.
What irks me about blogging?
It cuts into my cake-eating activity.
How does blogging aid me in standing out from the crowd?
I can say that I communicate with people from around the world on a daily basis. I can lie and say that I know them all personally, that I’m special in that regard and have international secrets…
YOU ARE SO CUTE ………..XX
Oh Cat — thank you for saying that! Mwa!
What drives me to your blog? The pink colour… And… your humour… And… your kindness… And… your wit…. And… your friendship to SSG and Fred… And… Well, that’s fucking enough.
Thank you my dear nephew! You crack me up every fucking day! Well, almost every day… I knew it was the pinkness!
Hmmm, ass and cake? I may have to move you up my reading queue after all…
Tee hee hee! These two things are quite the crowd- pleasers!
I just want you to know that as old-school as I am about my books, and as much as I dislike the whole e-book thing (I know, I’m basically Grandma), I am going to be purchasing your book and stealing Mr. Weeble’s Kindle so I can read it. That’s what’s up.
And of course you’re unique. What is with all you people thinking you’re not unique? Also, I like your barter system idea. Want me to make you a cake?
Oh yeah, a cake in lieu of .99 for the book — we can kick start the barter system now! That’s so sweet of you to consider reading my book on Kindle. I appreciate that. I know how you feel, because I am this way about all this new fangled stuff too. I just went the cheapest route for publication. Just finished watching Jeopardy by the way and I thought of you!
Did you spit at the TV? 😀
Ahahaha! I didn’t spit at the TV but yelled out a couple of times “Who asked you!?,” and “Shaddup!”
You are too fucking funny oops…well I haven’t cursed in a long time…see what you do SCB plus I’m listening to Erykah Badu’s Tyrone…enough said 🙂
Oooh that’s funny BB! I said you betta call Tyrone, tell him come get yo shit! Ahahahahaa!
YAY! for death metal \m/
Ok, I must admit while I used to listen to it, I am not angry enough any more to truly enjoy it.
And I am totally game for the barter system… I will bake you a flourless, sugarless cake… cool?
Thanks Howler! I’m glad somebody else appreciates it! Unfortunately, it still works for me. There’s some of it that’s rather artistic and progressive as well — I love it all! I’m going to be that weird old lady trying to bang it up in the mosh pit! I’ve never had a flourless, sugarless cake but I’ll try anything ‘cake.’
I get happy when I come to your blog.. It’s the pink.. the cake and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh! You make a girl feel good on a Thursday night! Thank you so much!
How was that thing again about getting your book for the PC?
Here’s the link SSG: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311. It downloads Kindle on your PC and you have access to all the books in the Amazon Kindle library.
cool. I’ll look into it
Thanks SSG… 🙂
I’m starting to get the impression you like cake.
How on earth did you get that impression!?
Just a hunch.
Will you buy me an Ereader so I can buy your book?!
Hey Adrienne! It’s up to you, but you can download Kindle for PC — that’s what I did. You’d have access to all Amazon Kindle books. Here’s the link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311. Have a great weekend!
I think you’re awesomely unique Sandee. I’ve never met (met) anyone quite like you. You posses all the important qualities a decent person must have, in order to call itself a person. I’m still sure we’re sisters, though it would cause a stir. But rather cause a stir than being bored. Sorry to hear how blogging is conflicting your cake eating scheme. I have successfully fusioned blogging with eating, I call Bleating. And blogging and smoking too, which of course is called Smogging. When I blog and drinking at the same time, I just call it stupidity.
Anette, this is so nice of you to say and I appreciate it! “Bleating” — you’ve totally created a cool new phrase! Enjoy your new home Anette!
Thank you my friend, I will.