Naked Ass Cake Readings

Published June 13, 2012 by Sandee

“Naked Ass Cake Readings?” — Really?! — I feel like Kyle all psyching people out.

I’m supposed to be writing another book, but I wanted to see first if anyone would care about my first book, over there at the sidebar.  Actually I do have a novel called The Unavoidable, copyrighted in the year 2000 — ‘memba the year 2000, it was the future.  I really need to hurl that novel out there.  They say novels do better than collections of short stories.  We’ll see.

I want to do book tours in Manhattan.  Have readings.  Naked readings.  Okay not naked readings, but readings with people other than me reading.  Young, beautiful people.  Maybe Le Clown would fly down to read with his magnificence, charisma and mind boggling beauty…  I have to get copies printed of my book.  I’m not up to the task yet.  In due time…in due time, as says the Devil in the Exorcist.

I’m spending all my time blogging now and not writing.  I should be writing.  The last short story I wrote was Why Did You Try to Fuck Somebody You Hate?  Well.  Why did you?

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24 comments on “Naked Ass Cake Readings

  • Ha ha at naked reading…lol. I would love to see that lol. I have an answer to your question but will hold on to the response until I am at one of your naked readings lol. I am enjoying mean spirited tales by the way :). As usual love your posts!!!

  • I love how all of your posts have the words “naked,” “cake” and “ass” in them. What more does a person need?? But I do get what you’re saying about the blogging vs writing thing. I’m having that same problem myself.

    If you go on a book tour, I’ll wear a flesh-toned body suit for it with all of the important bits drawn on. How’s that?

    • Oh God! I almost choked! Funny! I want to find a way to use those three words in all of my posts. At least I know I’m not the only one having this issue with writing — we’ll figure it out hopefully. As far as going on tour with the flesh-toned suit — as I told Kathy — it’s a deal!

  • Auntie Sandee,
    Wouldn’t it be the best reason to come down to Montreal? As for reading you naked, dressed only with my clown red nose, I’m in! Where and when? Just make sure Joan Holloway is in the room.
    Le Clown

    • Kathy I appreciate this very much! I didn’t anticipate all this love from the blogosphere when I entered a little ways back. I gladly accept this. Please forgive me, but it may take a while for me to display it. I’m a spaz when it comes to things like this! I’m glad you’re enjoying my blog. I’m having a good time reading yours as well!

  • Hey you have a point as you can go topless in NYC, it’s legal… unless you’re selling a product… ah shucks there’s always a catch right! 😉

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