“Naked Ass Cake Readings?” — Really?! — I feel like Kyle all psyching people out.
I’m supposed to be writing another book, but I wanted to see first if anyone would care about my first book, over there at the sidebar. Actually I do have a novel called The Unavoidable, copyrighted in the year 2000 — ‘memba the year 2000, it was the future. I really need to hurl that novel out there. They say novels do better than collections of short stories. We’ll see.
I want to do book tours in Manhattan. Have readings. Naked readings. Okay not naked readings, but readings with people other than me reading. Young, beautiful people. Maybe Le Clown would fly down to read with his magnificence, charisma and mind boggling beauty… I have to get copies printed of my book. I’m not up to the task yet. In due time…in due time, as says the Devil in the Exorcist.
I’m spending all my time blogging now and not writing. I should be writing. The last short story I wrote was Why Did You Try to Fuck Somebody You Hate? Well. Why did you?
1800ukillme 
Ha ha at naked reading…lol. I would love to see that lol. I have an answer to your question but will hold on to the response until I am at one of your naked readings lol. I am enjoying mean spirited tales by the way :). As usual love your posts!!!
Whoo hoo! Thanks BB! I’d love to hear your answer!
I would read naked, in exchange for cake.
Deal!
I love how all of your posts have the words “naked,” “cake” and “ass” in them. What more does a person need?? But I do get what you’re saying about the blogging vs writing thing. I’m having that same problem myself.
If you go on a book tour, I’ll wear a flesh-toned body suit for it with all of the important bits drawn on. How’s that?
Oh God! I almost choked! Funny! I want to find a way to use those three words in all of my posts. At least I know I’m not the only one having this issue with writing — we’ll figure it out hopefully. As far as going on tour with the flesh-toned suit — as I told Kathy — it’s a deal!
Auntie Sandee,
Wouldn’t it be the best reason to come down to Montreal? As for reading you naked, dressed only with my clown red nose, I’m in! Where and when? Just make sure Joan Holloway is in the room.
Le Clown
Oooo, I’m so excited, I think we can arrange all this! We may be arrested, all of us, including Joan Holloway, but it can be done!
Auntie Sandee,
I would do jail time with Joan.
Le Clown
Oh I’ll bet you would, I’ll bet you would…
Naked readings is a brilliant idea, but all who come to your readings must be naked to. Let me know when and I’ll pack a light suitcase.
Yes, Anette, a very light suitcase, indeed — perhaps none at all!
I think the US immigrations has rules to how lightly one may go Sandee 😉
Well that sucks! We have to find a way around it all somehow!
Work on the blog or work on the WIP? Always a tug-of-war between the two, isn’t it?
I think once I pick up momentum with writing I’m fine. I’m still trying to feel my way around the blogosphere. Good luck to us both.
You probably already have all the awards that there are, but just in case you don’t, I’ve nominated you for a Reader’s Appreciation Award. http://dontforgettofeedthebaby.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/my-head-is-all-splodey-because-of-the-awesome/
Kathy I appreciate this very much! I didn’t anticipate all this love from the blogosphere when I entered a little ways back. I gladly accept this. Please forgive me, but it may take a while for me to display it. I’m a spaz when it comes to things like this! I’m glad you’re enjoying my blog. I’m having a good time reading yours as well!
I have an Award for you!
http://carlarenee45.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/award-time-for-me/
Thanks Carla Renee — you are so sweet! I lavish you on your comments section so you get hugs and kisses on mine! Mwa!
Hey you have a point as you can go topless in NYC, it’s legal… unless you’re selling a product… ah shucks there’s always a catch right! 😉
Maybe I can go with Mme. Weebles flesh-toned body suit! “No officer, I’m not really naked — see…”
If you were body painted, is that classed as being ‘covered’! lol
I’m considering all of the above! Lol!