Great news. I can read my own book now! I told everyone who had a Kindle that they should buy my book, but I didn’t have a Kindle my damn self! I had planned on buying one but had to take care of some pesky financial obligations first.
But then my sister discovered that you could download Kindle for a PC and forwarded the link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311 .
I downloaded it and now I have access to Kindle books, including my own! Hooray! Now I can read all of my brilliant tales on Kindle and you can too! Just click the book cover on the sidebar and you’ll be half-way to the land of unbridled genius.
Read the tale of a sadist, a beheading, a foot fetish, and liver pate! My God — this is a book for freaks! But don’t worry, I think you non-freaks will find this book a refreshing catalogue of what really goes on in those normal little heads of yours. Don’t be afraid to look… I love you!
Yours truly,
SCB
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To fans of SCB, I have read the first 3 stories, you won’t be disappointed I promise. Good stuff
Boomie! Thank you for your generous compliment! I wish you’d write a book. You are very talented.
You are too kind…it would be a dream come true :)…i kep writing a bucn of poems and short stories…now if only i knew where to send them lol
I don’t know if there’s a later edition but I have the 13th edition of of “Writer’s Guide to Book Editors, Publishers and Literary Agents” by Jeff Herman. It has a whole bunch of places for you to send your work to… And there’s a lot of general information about the industry in it.
Thanks so much for the link for the Kindle for PC. I have it on my IPad but didn’t realize I could get it on my PC. And good luck with the book. I just downloaded it. I have a HUGE reading queue ahead of me, but I’ll eventually get to it. 🙂
Oh Carrie — I thank you sooo much for your support! I say erase all those other books and just read mine, mine, mine! Mucho appreciato! Hope you have a good night…
Ha ha! I like your style. 🙂
So now I guess this means I have to get a Kindle. No, I think I’ll just buy your book the old-fashioned way, with paper and everything. 😀
I hear you! I do plan on getting paper copies at some point — I’ll let everyone know… Thanks Mme. Weebles!
Sandee,
Is Kindle an egg?
Le Clown
No no Le Clown, it’s a mind bending hallucinogen. But the amazing thing about it is that every thing you read with it is absolutely the same story, although they’re all different. There’s a tracking device on it, see — well you get the gist, right?
Coool! I’m heading over to see if they got the reader for mac too. Super news Sandee 🙂 I’m particularly curious to read about the liver pate… but also about the sadist and the… well all of it really.
Hey Anette, thank so much — I’m glad you’re interested! I mean, who wouldn’t be interested in liver pate?!
Make sure “liver pate” is used plenty on the back- and front cover and other places description, and I’d say you got at least 5 million Danes glued to your book 😉
That’s funny!
Doody Lady is my FAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Debster! I like that one a lot to especially the ‘feigned fucking of the cake’ part! Yay!