Antie Sandee
They tried escaping.
They giggled and squirmed while I squeezed the blood circulation from their torsos.
They have teeth marks on their arms…
I held their hands in a vice-grip and was blue because their fingernails snapped off.
I kissed their cheeks and their faces turned shades of teal which was very bad and made their father mad.
I steal my own money to buy them things.
Their mama snatched the little one away as I began to pop off his head with a headlock of love…
When I visit they scamper to the door never ever are they mindful that I shall do this once more…
1800ukillme 
What an excellent Auntie you are! I wish my aunt had worn devil ears. Your nephews (they’re both boys, right?) are so lucky to have such a fun auntie.
They are boys — thanks Mme. Weebles for the compliment! It’s fun being around them but exhausting too and I love it. If my sister lived closer I’d be there every day and her husband — who’s a great guy — would hate me!
Auntie Sandee,
Can I be your nephew?
Le Clown
Dear Le Clown,
I am your auntie.
Ant Sandee
Awww…auntie Sandee is fun :). Your nephews are adorable. Bless their hearts
Thanks BB! I try to be fun — perhaps I try too hard!
And the best part is, Auntie Sandee gets to turn the young ‘uns back over to the parents at the end of the day. 🙂
That is indeed the best part! I love them so much that I want to gobble them up but what you say is absolutely true…
They’re cuties pies. So is their aunt. 🙂
Thanks Shaun — how sweet of you to say that!
Oh boy — Shauna — please forgive me for omitting the ‘a’ at the end of your name!
Auntie Sandee is a cool auntie!
I hope so — I hope I’m still cool to them when I’m 103 — I’m 45 years older than the four year old — bwa hahahahaha!
no, you’re not.
And you will ALWAYS be a cool auntie
Thanks SSG! I appreciate you saying that.
Doc! You came to visit! Thank you. I’ve changed a wee bit I think… Y’all come back now, y’here!
that’s beautiful, thank you
Oh Kyle I’m so glad you appreciate this — I’m lucky to have them in my life…
Wicked awesome!
Fred! Thank you Fred!
Only an Aunt… can give hugs like a mother, can keep secrets like a sister, and share love like a friend.
What a great saying Dugutigui! I must remember this…
“…their fingernails snapped off…” WHUAAA! Love torture 🙂
Love your pictures Sandee. The devil one is pretty cool, you look really mean…. in a loving way 😉
I know Anette — boo hoo, I love too hard!
It’s hard not too, with such lovely little ones.
Nice to see You haven’t changed a bit…
Thanks for stopping by Doc! Y’all come back now, y’here! Hope you’re enjoying your Sunday!
You’re the best kind of Auntie there is–the one that plays like a kid. I hope you also give them toys with lots of small parts that require assembly and make lots of noise. And then go home.
Hehehehehe!! It’s called revenge of the aunties!
Yeah! It’s the best thing about not having kids. . . all the fun and none of the fuss (although kids are always worth the fuss).