I’m not naïve. But why is my ‘Have some of my ass cake’ post popular? It doesn’t have actual ass in it just pictures of nice cakes. There isn’t any porno. One of the popular tags that people follow leading them to my blog is ‘ass’. I had no idea ass was popular – I thought it was tits people preferred – well maybe I should try a tits post and see how many folks hit that up. And it won’t be about actual titties, it’ll be about the suckling teats of a rhinoceros. I’m trying to imagine what people think a post called ‘Have some of my ass cake’ is about. Do they think the ‘cake’ part means I’m saying that my ass is sweet? Maybe they think it’s sex talk: ‘Comere baby, gimme some of that ass cake lovin’. Yeah, you know what I’m here for? Some of that big ‘ol ass cake, bitch — yer!”
1800ukillme 
Oh you are wicked funny lol…love it :). Yea I always thought titties got more attention…let us know if you get more hits now that you have mentioned titties…I saw someone post on their facebook status, that a wordpress blogger had tagged their posts with clit pictures, sex, breats etc…except the post was about something else…lol, i thought it ws funny but apparently this person was pissed. Great post as always lol…those cakes look good.
Thanks BB! Yeah I’ll BET that person was pretty darned pissed! But I’m going to try that — I told someone earlier that I’ll do anything to lure people in — tee hee!
he he he…it worked for this blogger cos she has an average of 1k plus viewers lol…guess people wanna see some dirrty pics lol
She posted her stats…1k plus a day is almost 4 times more than i get lol
Porno never dies, huh?!
..and it’s 980 more than I get — bwha hahahahaha!!
sad but true – the most visited post i ever wrote was called ‘pictures of my dick’ even though there were none. i think i’m just gonna tag every post with ‘ass’ and ‘tits’ etc now 😉
I’m gonna do the female version of this and see what happens — no, no, I won’t do that!
I’m typing Dirty Sanchez, Cincinnati Bowtie, Cleveland Steamer, Glass Bottom Boat, dirty pillows and rancid dog food here to see if this post gets more views based on search queries for them. You’re welcome.
It’s a slightly creepy reminder that Views on our stats don’t really mean much. Now, if WP was only counting views based on a certain amount of time as a minimum on each post, then they’d mean something.
Darnit Fred, now I gotta go look all those things up ‘cept ‘Dirty Sanchez’, I thinks I know what that mean!
OK, but if you get grossed out then it’s your own fault.
Hahahaha!
Fred, the fact that you know all of those terms tells me that we should be friends. Want to go out for an Alabama Hot Pocket sometime and just shoot the breeze?
Ahahahahahaa!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Best post to start my Sunday morning with
Thanks SSG! I aim to please! Unfortunately, now I’ve got to go to work — well it isn’t really that bad but it has been a looooong week for me. Enjoy your day!
Oy.
Hope you have a nice day at work and don’t run into any jerks today 🙂
Thanks SSG!
C’mon, Sandee, you know guys love a good booty, right? I mean sure, there’s tits, but there’s also ass. It’s like chocolate and peanut butter. You might love them separately, you might prefer one over the other, some love them combined. T and A make the world go around.
Yay! Another supporter of the booty! Your comment makes me thing of the ‘Little T&A’ song by the Rolling Stones! This song celebrates both!
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Congrats!!! 🙂
Oh I thank you for nominating me DB! And congratulations to you! Please excuse me for being a spaz but what I want to do is figure out how to accept the couple of awards I’ve received then put them in an “awards” widget on my side bar. Have a good night…
I’m gonna hafta post some “ass” soon.
When all else fails, post some ass!
I think it’s the combination of the two. People come here looking for a picture of a cake that looks like a nice round ass (thus combining food and porn, everyone’s two favorite things).
Indeed Purple Mary, indeed!
Hahaha!!!! The same thing happens with one of my post that has a cartoon of a couple kissing. You should see the things people put in the search engine.
It’s an interesting phenomenon!
Wonder if I tag with “Elderly Ass” I’d get any hits? 🙂 That oughta’ be like stink bait to the weirdos.
George, you just made me crack up, loudly!
Haha, tagged ass ass and more ass lol 😉 x
Thanks for stopping by FW! Clever, eh… Tee hee!
“Comere baby, gimme some of that ass cake lovin’”
have you been reading my diary? 🙂
Under the “ass cake entries” category — haw haw!
That was terrifically funny!
Thank you WW!