The picture of my behind that my sister took when I visited looked just fine.
Here she is with her husband:
I wanted her to take one so that I could see how fat it was after eating different kinds of cake. I said maybe I’d post a picture of it. But since my butt looked fine I ate more cake. I only wanted to post it if it was huge, to shame myself, in front of everybody. So now I don’t have to show it to you.
But the real reason I won’t show it to you is because my hair was stone busted! I wear an afro these days and I give afros a bad name in that butt picture. I don’t want the people who read this who want afros to think that they all come out like that.
Here’s a better picture with one of my fake sons and me during the visit where you can’t see how busted my hair was:
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute! How’d that get in there?!
[Deleted the picture of Steve Harvey dressed as woman holding ‘Steve Harvey’ baby with mustache — didn’t want to get sued. Too bad you didn’t catch it earlier. It was hilarious.]
Here it is now — this is me and both of my fake sons:
There wasn’t any cake there but there were cookies, Cheetos, popcorn, Fritos and ice cream. I ate them because my sister’s husband bought them special for my visit. I ate them instead of dinner. I don’t like food anyway. Food’s a burden. I had fun there.
Ha ha ha Sandee I love your way of thinking… “since my butt looked fine I ate more cake” 🙂
Thanks Anette! This is my philosophy! Anette, I bought one of your tee-shirts today, the one with the feet! I can’t wait to get it! I’ll try to get a picture of me in it to post. Keep up the good work!
Loving the mustaches..tee-hee.. More cake for everyone!!!
I just have to make sure to keep the cake out of my mustache!
Oooh Sandeeee. Muchas gracias Senorita ♥. I can’t wait to see you in that t-shirt!!! Oh I’m very happy Sandee. Thank you so very much. Multi-hugs and kisses for you my dear friend 🙂
Hugs and kisses to you too Anette!
Sandee, you’re a darling.
Next time my hair looks bad I’m just going to blame it on my big butt.
This is funny! This gave me a good laugh!
I don’t know what was funnier — the post or the replies! great either way
Thanks! Entertaining on both ends!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
One of my best reviews! She can’t understand how I haven’t won a pulitzer.
Your posts always crack me up and Lord knows I need laughter these days :). Glad I am not the only one with big booty syndrome or is it Asstitis lol. Another fine post!!!
“Asstitis” — Funny! Thanks BB!
For a guy my size, I don’t have a particularly big butt but I’m also bald. Coincidence? I think not!
Hee hehehehehe!!
You slay me!
Thanks MM! I wrote in your comments that I love love that ocelot — it makes me laugh! Raorrrrrrrowww!!
Thanks darlin’ – I gave you the award, right? You crack me up. And ROAR is RIGHT!!! Hooray for little ocelots! Big hugs!!
Thanks for the award! I appreciate it very much! You are too kind. I’ll go get it and post it on my site!
hilarious! love the stash, and cake goes to the brain, not the butt, sugar high, lol…so no worries about increases, least that’s my story an I’m stickin to it…hehehe love your humor! 🙂
Thanks Roxie! I think I’d like to stick to your story too as a great cake-eater!
Too funny!
so… cake is not food?
“They” told me cake wasn’t food and I had some serious words for them!
Seriously!
My hair was stone busted…that’s hysterical and I think I may steal that!
Please do! It was a fitting phrase I gotta tell you! May I never be cursed with an afro of that nature again!
You think like a man, I like you!
Thanks for recognizing — lol! This comes with age! 🙂