The Picture of My Behind

Published May 27, 2012 by Sandee

The picture of my behind that my sister took when I visited looked just fine.

Here she is with her husband:

I wanted her to take one so that I could see how fat it was after eating different kinds of cake.  I said maybe I’d post a picture of it.  But since my butt looked fine I ate more cake.  I only wanted to post it if it was huge, to shame myself, in front of everybody.  So now I don’t have to show it to you.

But the real reason I won’t show it to you is because my hair was stone busted!  I wear an afro these days and I give afros a bad name in that butt picture.   I don’t want the people who read this who want afros to think that they all come out like that.

Here’s a better picture with one of my fake sons and me during the visit where you can’t see how busted my hair was:

Wait a cotton pickin’ minute!  How’d that get in there?!

[Deleted the picture of Steve Harvey dressed as woman holding ‘Steve Harvey’ baby with mustache — didn’t want to get sued.  Too bad you didn’t catch it earlier.  It was hilarious.]

Here it is now — this is me and both of my fake sons:

There wasn’t any cake there but there were cookies, Cheetos, popcorn, Fritos and ice cream.  I ate them because my sister’s husband bought them special for my visit.  I ate them instead of dinner.  I don’t like food anyway.  Food’s a burden.   I had fun there.

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31 comments on “The Picture of My Behind

  • Oooh Sandeeee. Muchas gracias Senorita ♥. I can’t wait to see you in that t-shirt!!! Oh I’m very happy Sandee. Thank you so very much. Multi-hugs and kisses for you my dear friend 🙂

  • hilarious! love the stash, and cake goes to the brain, not the butt, sugar high, lol…so no worries about increases, least that’s my story an I’m stickin to it…hehehe love your humor! 🙂

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