Thirteen Fun Facts about Sandee:

Published April 22, 2012 by Sandee

  1. Actually read “How to Win Friends and Influence People,” to learn how to win friends and influence people.
  2. Tried to have sex with someone she hated.
  3. When she was 11, her esophagus closed up because of a disease called acalasia.  She has the dubious distinction of having had this rare disease! (But never the distinction of having rare genius, or of being a rare beauty, or of having a rare talent that people pay lots of money for, BUT a RARE DISEASE she surely did have indeed.)
  4. Has been to 30 of the states in the United States of America.
  5. For an hour DJayed at a party with two turntables and a microphone (in which she didn’t speak).
  6. In 1977 she made out for an hour on her parent’s sofa to the eight track tape of Richard Pryor’s “That Nigger’s Crazy.”
  7. She passed out on a bench in Central Park and came to at 3AM with no body parts missing (the only thing missing was her beloved pink earring).
  8. Usually does not enjoy singing.
  9. Talked on the phone for two hours with the late Peter Steele of Type-O-Negative (who said, by the way, that “[she had] a very sexy voice”); he promised to visit the next day but it didn’t happen.
  10. When she fell on financial hardship, received $1500 from her church for rent.
  11. Can mouth the script along with the 1968 movie “Night of the Living Dead.”
  12. Kissed a rapper — in the mouth.
  13. Sang Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussy Cat” karaoke with a black boa, as a weekly feature at Keenan’s Piano Bar.  Well, maybe not as an actual feature, but as an expected drunken feature rolling on the floor.
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