Now that I have your attention, maybe you’ll pay more attention to my little Pepto Bismol colored blog! A cheap trick you say – no no no no no no no no! Absolutely not! For I am a severely interesting person saying excruciating – I mean — very very important things — things with subtext, things that require you to read between the lines. I cannot help you to do this I am afraid, so now, though I know none of these languages, I must bid you, á bientôt, goodnight, auf wiedersehen.
Good seasonings to you all,
Sword-chinned bitch
1800ukillme 
Sandee,
You had me at “chinned”.
Le Clown
Not phased by a ho? What about ho hos?